Katie Winstead Reichner

Mom. Campus Activities pro.

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Tonight my 6 year old had some alternate suggestions for NFL team names. The top offerings were the Washington Monuments and the Philadelphia Cream Cheeses. 😂

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This morning my son woke me up by asking if I could show him what the inside of a butt looked like. Happy Sunday!

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Me, with a PhD: Reviewing an MOU with University Counsel.

*10 minutes later…*

Me, still with a PhD: Googling “ball pit calculator.” #sapro

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Nobody tells you when you have kids how large your shoe budget should be.

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Parents really are just making up their own rules in the school drop off line in these last few days of school.

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@aerdnashema I've been married for 13 years and I still have my maiden name on cards - know that you have options 😂

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@yelworaerdna Very pale, very blond. It tracks.

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My 18 month old skips over “Mama”
90% of the time and instead just yells “MA!” at me.

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All of the stars have aligned and both our elementary school and our preschool/after school care have spirit weeks AT THE SAME TIME. Accepting good vibes as I try to navigate sports jersey/tropical beach day.

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@JoshBrandfon "12 years old seems kinda high. Let's lower it to 8 year olds just to cover our bases."

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Happy LDOC to those who celebrate. 😴

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Saw a guy riding a motorcycle sidesaddle today on a busy road. Feels risky.

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Sitting in the Apple store while my phone is serviced and thinking that I'd love to see whatever training their staff gets on empathy and listening skills. This is a master class.

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@jasonrobert This is your brand now.

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Wow, Iowa women’s BBall!

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5 yo: Why is Arkansas’s coach naked?!

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My son keeps pronouncing San Diego with a long A which means I naturally keep thinking about this scene:

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@steve42382 Great tip!

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My neighbors Chip and Dale (yes, really) are both getting new roofs installed this week and have now convinced my husband that we too need a new roof to complete the trifecta. Updates forthcoming.

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Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and the Viola Davis in a drama about the creation of the Air Jordan? 😬