Katie Rayburn

question everything

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

@luliveezus Pipe down trash panda

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

@luliveezus Thank god I have a PeRsoNAlitY

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

Still thinking about the time two gay men told my girlfriend she looked EXACTLY like Jessica Alba then told me I seemed very smart and funny.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

JOURNALISM 101 RULE: If someone says it’s raining, and another person says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out of the fucking window and find out which is true. — Now more than ever.

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

Being in a lesbian relationship means counting how many full moons you’ve spent together.... no other timeline exists. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

@chappedlips__ is the worst person. The worst roommate. A girl you cannot trust. April fools’d me into thinking @KaceyMusgraves announced she was dropping new music.

I- just - . Why hurt me like that?

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

Texas you have ruined my bracket. In the name of Mr. McConaughey, this is a red light.

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

The scary thing about having “adult money “ is I had the idea of going to Costa Rica today and less than 4 hours from that thought popping in my head I have booked my flight and room for a week.

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

When the vets say “ohh he’s so cute and always does perfect, he’s our favorite patient” ...... I smell cap

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

@lenafoulke How many snacks can we fit in one pic ??

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

@luliveezus Ooof yeah you may need to skip me

[ellie @frankiebrgstein]

happy birthday jane fonda, a living legend at 83

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Happy Saturn/Jupiter Grand Conjunction. May old doors close and new portals open. Step through✨🚪✨

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

New Jack Harlow, Kid Cudi AND Tswift today ??? Thank you December 11th 🙏🏻

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

How many times have I slid in @KaceyMusgraves ‘s ig DMs the past two years ??? That’s a secret I’ll never tell.

xoxo 💋

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

@chappedlips__ : should I get into credit card debt
Me: .... no.
Chap: I think that’s the move for me

Lord someone helped this girl, Venmo : Madison-Chapman-3

[kev atkinson @k3vvvvv]

girls only want one thing and it’s gillian anderson’s house in sex education

[Katie Rayburn @Katie_Ray06]

After rewatching Guardians of the Galacy these are @chappedlips__ and I’s findings :
Peter: Sag
Rocket: Aries
Groot: Aquarius
Drax: Cancer
Gamora: Virgo
Comments and suggestions will not be tolerated.

[kiyah🤍 @kiyyyyy_]

Raise your hand if you were never taught this in school🙋🏾‍♀️