Katie

Sonic the hedge fund manager

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

Wow not me sitting here crying laughing at my own joke

[rafael @rafael_updates]

paying with a $100 bill so embarrassing!!!!! like awwww did you get that for your birthday???? yeah i did

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I can’t explain it but this lady’s messy bun is the reason my plane didn’t crash

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your 20s are about being really scared all the time

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

5’5, lives at home, good guy

[glocc @gloccz8v]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[Netflix @netflix]

Like for Jake Paul. RT for Mike Tyson.
#PaulTyson

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

@tophbrannen @BGatesIsaPyscho No

[pj @pjayevans]

My buddy who works at Area 51 told me kung fu panda is real and they test medicines on him

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

Hey dirtbags

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

Since when is Egypt in Africa

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

Are you hungry? We have apples

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

Like this tweet if you’re hoping jake Paul gets crushed in this fight🥰

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Reminder to not be shitty to each other at my shows or I’ll internalize it and eventually write a scathing song about your behavior and next show you’re at you’ll be like “is this about me” and itll quite literally be about you

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

From charming to alarming in seconds

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

“I went through customs with only a signed lacrosse helmet in a grocery bag”

[Katie @KatieeCarterr]

Winter is inconvenient