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[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Don't joke with this prayer...

Dear God, Mum is getting old, Dad is getting old. I pray you keep them long to witness my success. Amen.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

I survived two years of very bad debt through Gods grace and it changed my perception heavily. I have drawn the conclusion that it is his Grace that keeps me alive & purposeful . Not hard work, tonnes of money, or a successful business. Grace ya Mungu pekee is enough.

[Cerric Gichuru @_cmuturi]

https://t.co/gavXXk8kN8

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The most important people on Earth are on 𝕏

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Africa’s wealthiest man, Aliko Dangote,

Was seen interacting with Kenyan businesswoman Wanja Nyarari,

Who knelt down to attract the billionaire’s attention.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😍

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

💔💔

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Real Sociedad forward Job Ochieng paid a visit to Express Soccer Academy, the place where his football journey started.

#FootballKE

[Laibon 001 @KatingiMaithya]

@NationFmKE @shatttabway @SelectorMungake Sisi Mafans ndio wa kwanza kubash the same Players tunaexpect watushindie game.Tujiangalie kwanza kabla tutusi Rashy na Captain Bruno. @_cmuturi @zorro_otis
@shatttabway Angoo reggae muyo ta uki wa nzuki

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

“Marijuana is legalised in the USA and Jamaica. Make it legal in Kenya,” Media personalities Mbusi Deh and Lion say the Rastafarian community in Kenya will only vote for a president who recognises its plight, including the push for marijuana legalisation.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Mambo ya town

[Johnson Muthama, CBS @nduyamuthama]

A huge congratulations to Legacy Football Academy 🇰🇪 for making history by becoming the first East African team to win the Gothia Cup Boys' U14 title! Your outstanding 1–0 victory over Sweden's Lerums IS, sealed by David Jesse's brilliant goal, is a proud moment for Kenya and East Africa.

We also celebrate our other outstanding Kenyan teams—U11, U12, U13, and U16—for proudly representing our nation at the Gothia Cup. Your hard work, determination, and sportsmanship have inspired us all.

The future of Kenyan football is bright!

Congratulations, champions! 🇰🇪���👏

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂 crazy

[Eric @amerix]

I want to say this,

Before you marry a woman,

• Understand her family's taboos, traditions, values, morals and beliefs. This is important.

• Take her to your home, and leave her there for a while to bond with your traditions, values, morals and beliefs.

• Go to her home and introduce yourself. This is not you going. It is your uncle, siblings and aunts. You remain behind.

• Invite her brothers, uncles, aunts and otheŕ relatives to your home. This is when they see you for the first time. This is when you interact with them for the first time.

• After this, plan and go to her home. This is the first time you go there. Go with your friends, siblings and parents. This is where bride price talks are introduced. This is when you meet her father and mother for the first time.

Why do all these?

To protect yourself and your children's future.

But most of you are ignorant. You live in the city like vagabonds.

You meet a woman in the city and hide her in your city's house.

Impregnate her in the city.

Have children in the city.

Then, when things fail and her family take her away, you throw tantrums, loiter around court corridors and jeopardise your children's future.

Some of you shamelessly meet your father-in-law for the first time in a funeral.

Or some of you, casually meet your father-in-law in a bar.

Your children don't even know their village.

When will you be straightforward and subservient to our cultural norms as an African?

Stop being a bladifakin man.

[Eric @amerix]

"Compare yourself to who you were yesterday, not to who someone else is today."

Jordan Peterson, 12 Rules for Life.

The man across the office is running a different road from a different starting line.

Race the man you were yesterday. He is the only honest opponent you will ever get.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Fimbuuu in the Premier League. Lovely.

[Ochieng' Stephen @kenyansportsguy]

From Nairobi’s Ligi Ndogo to the prestigious Santiago Bernabéu🇰🇪🔥

This is the story of 23-year-old Kenyan international Job Ochieng’ who was abandoned by a foreign agency in Spain after failing to pay 1200 Euros (around 180,000 shillings) and how even neighbours had to crowdfund to power his dream of becoming a professional footballer❤️

A tale of belief, sacrice and resilience💪🏿

#JobOchieng #RealSociedad #LaLiga #HarambeeStars

[Third Eye 👁 @Odhiambo_Brian1]

National Super League clubs, their home venues, and regions ahead of the 2026/2027 season:

1. BB Bread - Dandora Stadium, Nairobi (13 km from Nairobi)

2. Equity Bank -Mashuuru Sports Complex, Kajiado (115 km)

3. Talanta –- Dandora Stadium, Nairobi (13 km)

4. Fortune Sacco - Wanguru Stadium, Kirinyaga (101 km)

5. Gucha Stars – Tendere Ground, Kisii County (309 km)

6. Kabati Youth – St. Sebastian Park, Murang’a (92 km)

7. Kariobangi Sharks – Kasarani Annex, Nairobi (15 km)

8. Kibera Black Stars – Ligi Ndogo, Nairobi (8 km)

9. Kisumu All Stars – Mambo Leo, Kisumu (340 km)

10. Luanda Villa – Mumboha Grounds, Vihiga (357 km)

11. MOFA FC (Michael Olunga Football Academy) – Raila Odinga Stadium, Homa Bay (400 km)

12. Nairobi City Stars – Gems Cambridge, Nairobi (8 km)

13. Naivas FC – Vapour Sports, Ngong (30 km)

14. Nzoia Sugar FC – Sudi Stadium, Bungoma (420 km)

15. Sofapaka FC – Mumias Complex, Mumias (330 km)

16. Soy United – ASK Showgrounds, Eldoret (310 km)

17. Kibera Soccer FC – Gems Cambridge, Nairobi (8 km)

18. Kiminini Combined FC – Ndura Sports Complex, Trans Nzoia (330 km)

19. Mfalme FC – ASK Showgrounds, Eldoret (310 km)

20. Spitfire FC – Ulinzi Sports Complex, Nairobi (15 km)

Distances are approximate road distances from Nairobi
#FootballKE
#NSL2027

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

This has just got me excited 🤌🏽👏🏽⚽️

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

The Number 7💥