my only critique of Barbie is that none of the Barbies scissored which is such a huge part of a Barbie’s life as to be unimaginable to miss in a film like this
honestly, and I recognize how privileged I am to even say this, I haven't been paying attention to whether or not my student loans are being forgiven 1. I have more important things going on, 2. I was literally never planning on paying those back
Chemo drugs: We’re gonna make you very thirsty and you should drink a lot of water!!!
Chemo drugs secretly whispering: *and also we’re gonna make water taste like shit for some reason*