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[nathan @nathanrobii]

nolan really slutted out pattinson giving him that short ass skirt

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

you turn 27 and the government activates a brain chip that makes you google ina garten recipes

[matt @mattybtweets69]

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

You don’t need a good reason to not want kids. I hate touching poop and am happy with my Spotify algorithm

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

(Flirting) Let’s make a comprehensive list

[aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @sapphyreblayze]

wdym parasocial relationship? those are my good friends in space.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

“Don’t yuck my yum” is a disgusting phrase, in both content and phonetics. Wielding vowels like a police baton

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

cause why would Chappell Roan want to flood my basement and rust my bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END!

[charlie @chunkbardey]

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[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

ever since i was a little girl i've been overstimulated

[🪄Zatanna Zatara @zatannannataz]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what beak performance looks like.

[robert franco @responsiblerob]

something that really confused me as a kid was the fact that there’s a dragon in a book named eragon and then a giant spider in harry potter named aragog and a hot guy in lord of the rings named aragorn

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

I am tired of having to download an app, create an account, confirm my email, set up a password that has at least 1 letter and 1 special character, enter the code sent to my email, for every single thing on God’s green earth, FUCK EVERY SINGLE COMPANY, AND YOUR STUPID CRAP!!!!!!!

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

they should invent a me that has a clue

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

the reason minneapolis and st. paul get to be called "the twin cities" but dallas and ft. worth don't is because texans have yet to discover the concept of feeling kinship with other human beings

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

yes and it’s sickening, you shouldn’t be doing that