Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁

Floating in Space

[Saint Javelin @saintjavelin]

When Notre-Dame burned in 2019, the world stopped.

Today, Russia damages Kyiv Pechersk Lavra, a monastery nearly 1,000 years old and older than Notre-Dame itself.

A thousand years of history deserves the same attention, the same sympathy, and the same protection.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Me: asleep in bed “sightly adjusts leg”

My cat: the energy became incredibly hostile here. I’m just going to go…. Would rather sleep on the couch than deal with your disrespect.

[David Morga Oficial @DavidMorgaOfici]

De verdad, ya dejen de humanizar a los gatos.

Los gatos no son humanos, son dioses.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you have a cat, you get really good at identifying objects by what they sound like falling off a shelf.

[zayden @pemilo123]

The neurodivergent ick when you realize mid-convo that correcting them is pointless because they'd need self-awareness and emotional intelligence to even process that they're wrong.

[キムチ母‼️ @fukuroupiyopiyo]

猫を飼うメリット

・よく吐くので、床掃除がはかどる
・早朝起こしにくるので、早起きになる
・物を倒すので、テーブルの上を片付けるようになる
・呼んでも無視されるので、メンタルが強化される
・深夜に運動会を開催するので、物音に動じなくなる
・急に膝に乗ってくるので、トイレを我慢する忍耐力が鍛えられる
・箱を見つけると即入るので、高価なおもちゃの意味について哲学的になる
・ごはん5分前から圧をかけてくるので、時間管理能力が向上する
・カーテンをよじ登るので、家の耐久性を定期点検できる
・病院のキャリーを出した瞬間に消えるので、隠密行動の重要性を学べる
・パソコン作業中にキーボードに乗るので、強制的に休憩が取れる
・毎日「かわいい」を連呼するので、語彙力が低下する
・寝顔を見るだけで全部許してしまうので、判断力が低下する
・猫中心に予定を組むようになるので、人間社会への執着が薄れる

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

Um… how about NO!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Scooby Doo in the live-action ‘SCOOBY DOO’ series.

Coming soon to Netflix.

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

It’s amazing what A24 can achieve when they actually market a film.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BACKROOMS’ is officially A24's highest grossing movie of all time worldwide.

The film just passed $200M.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m fascinated by how many people don’t appreciate the sky. It’s literally a pleasure to watch the clouds, the ever changing colours of the horizon, the stars, the sun, and the moon.

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

@sgampagani Amazing work 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

@_Zeets To avoid all of the spoilers that came out thousands of years ago.

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

Did AI just watch Hoppers??

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Scientists say AI has decoded communication patterns in mice, dolphins, apes, birds, whales, & cuttlefish — could eventually lead to humans communicating directly with animals.

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

Why does the ugly ass steel armour have fucking saggy tits!?!?!?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New poster for Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’.

In theaters on July 17.

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

may my grave become a shelter for every creature of god that wanders in search of refuge and warmth..

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

@mmmelanierose Why is that weird??? They actively advertise and encourage people to buy from candy bar like it’s a normal eatery.

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

@kennixonette I completely forgot this came out. Is it worth watching?

[Regina Bauer 🇪🇪🇺🇦 @petite_michelle]

Hey, western commie!
Nothing makes me laugh harder than a guy or a girl tweeting about "great communism" from a $1,400 phone, in a 3-bedroom suburban house, with a fridge full of food.
Comrade.
You would not survive week one.
And here is why.
In the USSR you couldn't just quit your job to "find yourself." Not working was a crime. Literally. They called it "social parasitism." They put the future Nobel laureate Joseph Brodsky on trial for it. Your podcast about late-stage capitalism would've gotten you five years.
You picture yourself as a commissar. You'd be in a queue. Three hours. For maybe bread. The commissars were a tiny elite with their own shops, their own hospitals, their own everything. You weren't invited. You'd be the guy informing on his neighbor for an extra ration.
That brave political take you posted today? In 1949 USSR deported 20,000+ people to Siberia in three days for a lot less - for just being LOCALS. Whole families. Children. Cattle cars. You'd have lasted until your first "actually Stalin was misunderstood" reply landed in front of the wrong person.
The gulag wasn't an edgy metaphor. Roughly 18 million people passed through it. Unpaid labor, -40°C, digging canals nobody needed. But please, tell me more about how you'd "organize the workers" from the group chat.
Things get bad and you want to leave? You can't. There's a wall. There are dogs. There are guards who shoot. The whole design was that you couldn't go.
The people romanticizing it from a comfortable suburb can always book a flight home. People in the USSR couldn't even move to the neighbouring city without permission.
So wear the Che shirt. Read rge Red Book by Mao. Enjoy the iPhone he'd have confiscated, the internet he'd have banned, and the free speech that lets you praise the exact system that would have shot you for using it.
Some of us actually remember how it went.

[Futurism @futurism]

"I’m here to tell you the mission of your generation is to destroy AI." https://t.co/umrT42o31W

[Katt Alexander 🐞🦦🐿🍄🍁 @Katt__Alexander]

Of all the countries that need to rethink their Eurovision selection process, Italy was not on that list.

[Eurovision Holyweek @holyweekesc]

Sanremo Kazananı Artık Eurovision’a Gitmeyebilir! 🇮🇹

İtalyan medyasına göre:

• Düşünülen planlamada Sanremo’nun dördüncü gecesi (geleneksel olarak cover gecesi günü) Eurovision gecesi olacak.

• Sanatçılar şarkılarını “Eurovision tarzıyla” (farklı sahneleme, koreografi vs.) yeniden seslendirecek.

• O gecenin kazananı, İtalya’yı Eurovision’da temsil edecek.

• Böylece “iki kazanan” belirlenecek: Biri Sanremo için, diğeri Eurovision için.

• Bu sayede; daha büyük isimlerin yarışmaya çekileceği ve plak şirketlerine daha fazla güvence verilmesi amaçlanıyor. #Eurovision