KC

[KC @KatulaKwat]

@HelpAtGeorge hi, I arranged a return for two lots of school polo shirts, but I didn't realise until youve refunded me that I only put 1 as the quantity to return. I've put both the items in the one bag I returned earlier! Help 😨

[KC @KatulaKwat]

This is where the format of #GreatBritishMenu is shit! Weeks and weeks of just absolute guff, and this week three chefs who could all beat the "winners" of the previous weeks.

[KC @KatulaKwat]

@ThreeUKSupport Thanks. I'll wait for the post, I really CBA with the chat again it's painful. We couldn't agree on my name, so they wouldn't talk to me. I'm pretty sure I know my own damn name 🤦🏼‍♀️

[KC @KatulaKwat]

@ThreeUKSupport please can you email copies of my bills, you've closed my online account because Ive left Three and kept my number.
I tried using your chat bot but (probably because I left) they won't help me.

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

Sir Howard Davies, chair of NatWest, claimed on Radio 4 today that UK interest rates were low for a decade because there was a glut of savings and a shortage of investors to lend that money to. Should a man who doesn’t know how banking works be in charge of a bank? A thread…

[KC @KatulaKwat]

@ThreeUK Posted at 14:51, surely there's an update on this nearly four hours later!

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are."

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

"Lynmouth swim race cancelled due to sewage release."

You know what's most shocking about that headline? It isn't even surprising any more. What a world we live in.

https://t.co/abuBsjIxTU

[Mark Whitelegge @Mark_Whitelegge]

One man can save millions, but millions can’t save one man.

We miss you, Chester. 6 years on. #LinkinPark #ChesterBennington #WellIDo #MentalHealthAwareness

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

This is the @menshealthuk interview on mental health and other issues that I did with Huw Edwards … to those saying he is “playing the mental health card” - I suggest you take a long hard look in the mirror and ask what kind of person you really are https://t.co/2gNqUtOL6R

[Chocolate Teapot @sararodin0]

Holly asking if we’re ok ?! Wtf ? I mean the arrogance of the question, like the whole Schofield thing has any importance in our lives ! Get over yourself ffs, your programme is ridiculous nonsense

[Gene McGurk @magawk]

Everyone reading that Holly Willoughby statement.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face, and for what?!"

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Thick cunt.

[KC @KatulaKwat]

Chester drawers

[Cooper 🌞 @cooperownbey]

my favorite method for getting super low prices is to go on resale sites and misspell what i’m looking for

[lucy sweet @lucytweet1]

Mother’s Day is such offensively paltry remuneration for the job. Give me a month in the Seychelles you cunts

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

You could say it Ain't Patrick's Day!

[KC @KatulaKwat]

Ugghhh, every region apart from the first two have just been absolutely dire. Where are they finding these people? When it comes to the next stage, chefs have a place who don't even deserve to serve a cup of tea let alone attempt to get a dish to the banquet. #GreatBritishMenu

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.

[GeorginaFullerWriter @GeorgieR30]

Sorry, am I missing something here? What do her hormones and her alcohol intake have to do with her going missing? Why have the police flagged this in the same statement as 'respecting her privacy'? This sounds much like another case of victim blaming.. https://t.co/kdD1OcClW3