@melfest_en Shout out to Emily, Amelia, Kat and Alex all watching Eurovision in South Wales. Amelia and Alex are only 9 and 7 but already seasoned Eurovision fans #melfestworld
Car having steering problems+red warning lights as driving past @Kwik_Fit. Went in to see if could help as had baby and a young child in car and told could only help Monday to Fridays 🤦 Didn't even to offer to come and have a look. Thank goodness for @TheAA_UK#computersaysno
Mark starts pleading, but Tom shushes him. He addresses the nation. “Mark and I were actually at Uni together. We were good friends. Or so I thought.” He pulls something up on his phone. Mark goes pale. “But not good enough to make it into your Top 8 friends was I Mark? WAS I?”
@EmilyJHowells Great chance to spot what's in our more urban environment! Dandelions seem to pop up in all pavement cracks and make streets look unkempt, but they are really important pollinators! And different birds like pigeons and seagulls, why do we find them in our towns and villages?
turns out you nailed it sir. we have had our best scientists from horseshit university running tests and experiments and blah blah. anyway bleach is the cure so drink the bleach please sir please drink it- just driNK THE F**KING BLEACH SIR...