Kaunda

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@Josh001J Ok, My question is Masturbation na kuvaa BOXER za Purple uachie nani?

Wewe baki mahali tulikutuma.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@flokiutd Huyo dem ni mkamba, Yes?

Ningekuambia kitu ila wacha ninyamze Ruto akushaft mwanzo.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@grandpamuthoni @WillyAbuga Toa hizo CHUMA umeweka kwa Mapua, kwani wewe ni ng'ombe inalima shambani.

Halafu enda wakikunyima. Tunatuma SUDI akusaidie.

[Masculine Vision @MasculineViz]

Major cheat code for life: Increase your recovery speed. You will get rejected. You will lose money. You will embarrass yourself. The goal isn't to avoid the fall. It's to shorten the time between the fall and the reset. Fast recovery compounds.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@DrWhiteW I will post this without FEAR, IF not the efforts put by My Father. I don't know where I could be.

Anything I get, I will share with mzee until he says No.
Mama atapewa na mzee.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@FabrizioRomano Then boom BALEBA in from no where.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@Halimaprinces @tapkili_ And YOU trusted a man who uses "U" instead of "you" to point a kind gesture?

Huyo sahau, MCHICHA hakuna siku utakuwa MBUYU.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@Halimaprinces Wanaume wanaweka mtu kwa Fikira zao kama ulisimma naye na ukampa sehemu ya mtelezo ya MABENDA!

Kama ukuwai, wewe bado NI WANTAM!

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@Halimaprinces @tapkili_ Kama ukuwahi MPA njia ya MTELEZO ya Bamburi sahau.
Hawezi kuweka kwa kumbukumbu ya TORATI.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@EricNjiiru Any player from Liverpool?
Haha.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@Kenyans Si angesema anataka kuwapatia IDs

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@misheckital One thing, No need to marry make enough money to sustain you until old age.

Sijawai ona faida ya ndoa anyway.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@muchogokariuki @Leekiragu Mwanamke ukicheza naye utashangaa.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@rebecca_miano You will do NOTHING.
Concetrate doing funny yoga things.

[Eric @amerix]

No. You are not stressed. You are just jealous.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@muchogokariuki @Leekiragu You stupid, still using "my wife".

Sema haramia wa kike ulikuwa umeweka kwa nyumba.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@KyaloFactFile When you ABORT and Sleep with OLDER Men what do you Expect?

Manna from Heaven.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@Maryian96 Sasa kuja bila make up ama filter.

Wacha kuwa fake kama Kasongo.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@NalanguK @Naomikibandi And the good book is Proverbs.

[Kaunda @Kaunda_BrianA]

@FredrickKoketso @ManUtd I saw this and I knew not long we are going to spoil the party.
The idiot does not know who to sub and when?

I have said here again and again,Santos should join BRAZIL RUGBY FC. Baleba should heal fast and very fast.