Lone Traveller 🇰🇪

You Can Only Trust Yourself To Never Let You Down. Lone Traveller.

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

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[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

@EE Hi Matt, the message I get is "sorry, we are unavailable to connect you to a customer service representative, please try again later." I wish to speak to someone soon please. Thanks.

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

@EE Do you bar calls from people that end their contracts with you? Been trying to call your customer service team and cannot get through!

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

Shout out to the ex 🤣

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

Happy New Year! #2020NewYear #HappyNewYear #2020

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

Happy New Year

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

Damn true, women really need to listen and take from this.. less hearts broken

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

7. Listen to me. “If you ask why my last relationship ended, LISTEN to what happened; listen to what I did. If I ghosted her, know that ghosting is something I do, and if we don’t connect, I’ll do that to you, too.” --Don’t Put My Name On It, 22, fast food worker

[Busobelanga @itsvallz_sibz]

My mom told my baby brothers that she used to beat me the most and I turned out amazing 💔

In all her children, I spend the most time in therapy
😭😭😭

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

Dave - 'You lot' don't celebrate Christmas do you?
Me - We do, but we see our family all the time, not once a year.
Dave - How come?
Me - Cos we live with them innit.

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

Finally at 4 a.m. today....

#ItWillBeLit #MerryChristmas

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

It's like some builders were out of work this season so decided to really fuck up everyone's expectation for a good movie and some "down time"

#MerryChristmas #AlmostLit

[Ross Bland @ELREYDECERVEZA]

I just love the way @VodafoneUK say all is good, yet I've been unable to use my phones or home broadband for nearly 4 days with no explanation or returns to my DMs.....

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

I'm hoping all of this rain will take the bird shit off my car .. pissing down like fuck

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

"He continued to cheat..." Que?

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q1. Been with him 6 years. He proposed, I said yes, and he continued to cheat w/ his ex. I took the kids & pawned my ring and, boom! RING was FAKE. Fake gold, fake diamonds, fake everything. Him: “Why you try to pawn it tho?” I’m heartbroken. Advice. #SBCCHAT

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

In stitches with this one 🤣🤣🤣

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

#LondonBridge

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Uncle Lyne @ThatPHCBoy]

My fav aunty was never married, had 2 kids for 2 different (wealthy) men, and looks 40 at almost 60. She never sits with the women during family functions, never joins them to cook. You always find her drinking and laughing loudly with the men, also the women do not like her 🤭🤭

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

I'm a Family Friendly Comedian.

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

The life of a PA

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

Sitting in a meeting, pretending to take notes, nodding my head at everything, and thinking khud ke hi 50 rupaye kaat loon overacting ka kya.

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

I miss her? Is she the only one in this world?! Nutcase

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q3. Met her online; she moved in w/me. She said her ex (a gang boss) was looking for me so I moved out, quit my job, cut my locs, etc. Found out I didn't need to go into hiding, she just wanted my rent-controlled apartment. They live there together. I miss her. Help. #SBCCHAT

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

Time to understand your value love

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q2. My fiance's birthday was in October, and I spent $4,000 on a Hennessy fright party for him at a local mansion & on his gifts. My birthday is at the end of the month and he says he needs to budget for a trip with his frat brothers--trip he's NOT taking me on. Advice. #SBCCHAT

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

#TrueStory

[Param @Panjabisailor]

*Looking at birds*
Me: They just eat shit and sleep. What a life!

*Birds looking at me*
Birds: He just eats shits and sleeps.
What a life!

[Lone Traveller 🇰🇪 @KaurRupee]

I am scrrrrreamiiiiiing at this tweet! Go girl!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q2. Girlfriend is tall with big hands. We got drunk at a party, she saw proof on my phone that I cheated, (well, I’m still cheating) and we had a fight in front of our friends. She WON, and now threatens to kick my ass when others are around. I love her tho. Advice. #SBCCHAT