Kautsar Mirza

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Itu siapa yang ngide bagi bagi kue di atas bencana?

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Info beasiswa pls

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You totally fuckin missing the point dude.
Jagalah sholat meski kamu bukan orang baik means mau lo ngelakuin dosa atau ngga, kewajiban sholat ngga luntur.
Sholat monyeet jangan males. Jangan tarik kesimpulan orang boleh berbuat dosa sebesar apapun dan tetap “baik” karena sholat.

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Gokil moderna

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Ngga boleh ngeliput upcara merdeka kalo bencana di sebelah ngga diliput

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Nggak boleh ngerayain merdeka kalo masih nutup nutupin sengsara sodara sendiri yang butuh bantuan

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Nggak ada yang bener bener boleh berpesta kalau belum bener bener merdeka

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Keluar semua lo pada yang cuci tangan abis milih 02 anjiiiiiing

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Jhaaaa nangis sama video AI😹

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Waspada akun doksli ygy

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Jalan jalan ke pasar ketemu mba Ayu

[Dan The Guy @wordgenic]

ini adalah bukti...

kalo audio/sound itu mempengaruhi mood dari sebuah cerita

OP P4GA diganti theme song bajuri feel-nya jadi beda banget 🗿

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Itu yang ngebolehin si gendut ngomong gitu siapa hah

[Evil Morty @_devalo]

"yaampun kapan punya anak?"

"sekarang tante"

seketika kami bersenggama di hadapan keluarga besar—di atas karpet dan sempat kesenggol toples sagu keju yang ga laku

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Siaaaaaal

Ini bukan karirkuuu

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Jakarta mayan sepi wihi

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Buka puasa dulu yuk guys yuk, baca feedbacknya ntaran🙌🥀

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Is this ethical?
Always question ethical!

[Curiosity @MAstronomers]

🚨: A petri dish of human brain cells just learned to play DOOM

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

It was 8 PM on a Friday, and my partner was dead asleep on the living room sofa, still in his work clothes.

I was on FaceTime with a friend who was getting ready for a massive night out. She asked what my weekend plans were, and I flipped the camera to show him resting.
She sighed, doing her makeup. “Girl, doesn't it bother you? You’re young, it's Friday, and you're just watching a man sleep. You deserve the princess treatment. If he really wanted to take you out and show you off, he would.”

I looked at him. I looked at the dark circles under his eyes and the laptop still open on the coffee table.
What my friend didn’t see was that earlier that week, he had quietly taken over two of my biggest bills so I could afford to take a lower-paying job that I actually loved. He had been pulling 14-hour days for months, absorbing all the financial pressure so I could finally breathe.
I didn’t argue with her. I just calmly said,
“He is giving me the soft life. The soft life is me waking up without panic because he goes to war every single day. I’m not going to punish him for returning from that war exhausted.”
The line got quiet. I told her to have fun, hung up, and draped a blanket over him.

The internet has completely warped our idea of what love looks like. It has convinced women that "princess treatment" means endless aesthetic dates, constant entertainment, and a partner who operates with infinite energy.
But a man cannot simultaneously be in the trenches securing your absolute safety, and have the carefree energy of a guy with zero responsibilities.
I realized that night: The ultimate luxury isn't a man who takes you out to be seen. It’s a man who makes your life so incredibly secure that fiercely protecting his rest becomes your biggest priority.

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