Kavan Lamy

[Kavan Lamy @KavanLamy]

@susieeq0 @absondabs Them pigeons in London are actual lethal, gold chains and iPhones skanking on the underground. Now they be airdropping picssss

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Hello @SEBO_UK, the catch on my telescopic pipe has stopped working after only 7 months. For a £550 vacuum, this isn’t acceptable.

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Hello @waitrose, are you able to tell me whether you’re currently stocking 2019 or 2020 vintage of the below please?

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Claudia: THE LIGHT’S COMING DIANE, RUUUUUUUN! Nobody has ever worked as hard as Diane in Season 2 during the grave robbing search light task. A gazelle with a bob, she was lightning fast. #TheTraitorsUK

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@marksandspencer Queues out the door, the cafe at full capacity and the staff at the Westfield Stratford Cafe have just handled a challenging customer extremely well whilst working under immense pressure during the lunchtime rush.

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Hey @VodafoneUK, how difficult is it to amend the delivery address for a phone I’ve ordered?

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Chilling watching Game of Thrones.
My phone: #emergencyalert

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@brandwoodphotos I received the alert.

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Hey @Fortnums, your website will not play ball today. I’m not able to add an additional mug to finish a set. The website is allowing me to add 3 mugs only?

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@weRessential @NiohBerg Knives, bats and ropes will not stop a barrage of missiles heading towards you.
You do not want to start a war with Israel, the Palestinians tried it and look what happened there.

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@solena1207 @NiohBerg Israel will floor Iran, wait and see.

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@VodafoneUK For almost 2 weeks I’ve had no service or data connection. It’s becoming a bit of a joke now.

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♥️ #PancakeDay

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@shafetoberfest @Defendthewest17 No matter how big and bad you are, we’re always there no matter what. You cannot do anything without us Brits being there 🙃

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Frankie going from the most irrelevant to the most relevant is sending me OFF #TheTraitors

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Charlotte throwing Minah under the bus GIRL it’s about to do a 360 BYE #TheTraitors

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I would actually go into cardiac arrest if I were Charlotte #TheTraitors

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I actually cannot breathe #TheTraitors

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My heart whilst waiting for #TheTraitors

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@basilern93 @elonmusk It’s called a work life balance. Why sit in an office for 8 hours a day when you could be at home working, completing chores etc that give you additional free time at the weekend to do what you please as you’re not tied to said chores. Very old fashioned mindset in the US.

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@teapigs Hey Teapigs, 6 out of 15 everyday brew temples have split when removing the string from the bag. This is disappointing from a premium product. Possible defect batch??