Count KayDooku

The nicest asshole you will ever meet.

[Count KayDooku @KayDouche]

Every snack you make
Every meal you bake
Every bite you take
I'll be watching you 🎵

[Iker Mallo @Doctor_Futbol]

Subieron una recopilación de los 88 goles de Ronaldo Nazario regateando al portero, y me he dado cuenta que esto ya no se ve en el fútbol actual. Una pena.

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

I actually hate people with poor cinema etiquette

[Messias @Messias30_]

Podría ser la MEJOR ACTUACIÓN INDIVIDUAL de la HISTORIA de los Mundiales…

Vimos a Messi 2026.

[Default_User @leandro_lm21]

Um BRASILEIRO, ídolo do REAL MADRID, diz estar realizando um sonho de jogar com Messi e chamou ele de Deus do futebol.

Vocês não tem noção do tamanho do Messi.

Isso é ser GOAT, cedo ou tarde todos irão te reconhecer.

[CaptainAyub @CapitanAyub]

Ahora sí, hay moros en la costa.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Warner Bros lost $50 million on Tenet. Then they made a decision that has sent $1.2 billion to their rival Universal so far.

Tenet came out in September 2020, mid-pandemic. It made $365M on a $200M budget. Not enough.

Warner Bros panicked. Three months later they announced every 2021 movie would go straight to HBO Max the same day it hit theaters. They didn't warn a single director.

Christopher Nolan had made them The Dark Knight, Inception, and Interstellar over 20 years. He said filmmakers went to bed working for the greatest studio and woke up working for "the worst streaming service."

Then he took his next movie shopping. His asking price was simple. Pay for the film, promise it plays in theaters only, and give me 20% of every ticket.

Universal said yes. That movie was Oppenheimer. $976 million. Best Picture.

Warner Bros begged him to come back. He said no. His new film The Odyssey just opened to $264 million, the biggest debut of his career.

The cheapest thing Warner Bros ever lost was $50 million.

[harv @harvv]

IF YOU CAN’T SIT IN THE CINEMA FOR TWO HOURS WITHOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION THEN DON’T FUCKING GO TO ONE

[Count KayDooku @KayDouche]

@zolari @theblackspiderm Vi una dirigida por Nolan donde Zendaya es Barak Obama 😌

[Feli @pilludinho]

El que dijo “Ronaldo todavía no logró los fracasos de Messi” es un genio

[Alvin1997 @aldairalvin]

Hay fracasados burlándose de Messi después de hacer este mundial con 39 años. Son lo mas antifutbol que existe.

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Zidane, at the age of 34, scored only 3 goals and provided 2 assists at the 2006 World Cup. He even cost his team the title with that foolish red card, yet people still call it the greatest World Cup performance in history.

Messi, at the age of 39, scored 8 goals and provided 4 assists despite being surrounded by deadwood, yet you still find idiots mocking him.

That’s when you realize the 2022 World Cup is still causing them pain in a very sensitive place.

[@LuisValLe @LuisValLe_A]

Deberían de dar incapacidad después de ver La Odisea en 4DX

[André Rochadel @andre_rochadel]

Campeonatos de farmar aura:

[Playmo el Magnífico @asqueroso_mono]

Hay quienes ven esto y dicen que está más bonita Zandalia.

[Ege Cifci🇹🇷🎮👾 @Egecifci_]

Bıktım lan dünden beri tap and hold on bunu yapanlars hold on and tap yapacam bir s..ktirin gidin

[Señores Románticos @SresRomanticos]

Señores Temu.

[LM10 Brasil @MessiLeoBrasil_]

Existe o futebol antes de Messi e o futebol depois de Messi.

[Martinalgui @MartinoliCuri]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[Ing Chacoito 🇷🇺🏆 @Chacoitismo]

No puedo esperar más para usar a Sir Alex Puercuson en FIFA 27.

[xiu_shoegaze @xiu_shoegaze]

odysseus when the Trojan horse designed to trick and destroy Troy, tricks and destroys Troy