Kay Morgan

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[Kay Morgan @KayM77]

@DreyfusJames 58 seconds. I got to 58 seconds, and now my day's ruined 😑

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Being diabetic and trying to lose weight means eating child sized portions of foods that children don't want to eat.

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Bear tries to scratch some more but misses the tree

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When Monty cat gets too much and is crawling all over me, I just cuddle him, and he tries to get away like the cat in the Pepé Le Pew cartoons.

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@TheBestqueenx All credit to him, but the first thing to shrink on me is my boobs ☹️

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@NobodymrRobert 😬

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@ThePaulLaidlaw Then went down a rabbit hole over the etymology of pediment and impediment, and now I have an actual opinion about it. Damn you, Laidlaw! 😄

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@xxsnzz But you look SOOO nice! Pretty, and beautifully groomed. And I love that top/dress.

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@mrs_harket @bushontheradio @RichieFirth I read "cannibals" 😄

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@DreyfusJames I'm just going to dry my hair upside down for volume, then I'll see you there.

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@simphiweyinkoc_ I worked with all men, who didn't regard me as particularly skilled or important. I came back to work after 2 weeks off sick to find a massive task list to be completed and ticked off daily. My manager told me he'd implemented it because the place fell apart without me 😄

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@Jackkk I got the opposite. When something really upset me and I was left alone, I'd be fine in a couple of hours. If my mother was around, there'd be hand-wringing and despair at my inability to cope with life, and I wasn't allowed to just feel better when I did 😄

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@JoeBangles11 A customer once brought me a huge chunk of a blue cheese he'd made at home. He could have put God knows what in it, but it tasted so good we chose not to think about it 😄

[Kay Morgan @KayM77]

@ThePaulLaidlaw You've led me astray again. Started examining an old (Pembroke?) table for clues about its age and discovered a hidden nest of baby spiders. Can't look further until they grow up and move out. Love spiders 😍🕸

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@mrs_harket @marksandspencer Have they "New & Improved" it? That always ruins everything 🙄

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@rockmeannadeus My cat broke my plastic laundry basket by wriggling around in it so much she tipped it and herself off the chair so it landed upside down on the floor with her inside 😄

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@saturrrday The same one is £3 in Asda.

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If I'm being bugged, they must really be sick of hearing me say "I'm not giving you more food. Have you looked in your bowl? There's food in your bowl" to the cat.

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@theoceanblooms I had American friends who pronounced café au lait perfectly, but thought its name was "café olé" 😃