Katelyn Perzanowski

Married 💍 Girl Mom 👩‍👧 Doodle Mom 🐾

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

Good morning to everyone except my kid who begs me to open her bag of blocks so she can dump them on the ground and walk away to do something else

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Me: I have a lot of work to do.

Windows Updates: you’re gonna have to wait

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

https://t.co/RxzmNgyuQ0

Please vote for #28 #dunkin #gingerbreadhouse

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Trying to binge watch a show when you’re a parent takes about 20 years, apparently.

[нαιℓєιgн ૐ @m00nmamaa_]

Please denormalize that victim mentality in situations you created/put yourself in & pls start holding yourselves accountable for the toxic ass shit you’ve done.

[Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78]

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is for your kids to be old enough to get their own snacks

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

I can not wait to go the fuck home holy shit

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

The only good thing about the virus is less people try to hug me

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

If the virus goes away can we keep contactless delivery so I can keep living my life looking like swamp monster

[riley @ryy_taylor]

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

[Mommy Uncensored @amomuncensored]

I’m “if I eat anything past 9PM, I have to take an antacid before bed” years old.

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

My baby turned 1 today 😭❤️🎀

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

Husband: Why do I have to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher?

Me: So I don’t murder you.

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

Beep boop my kid is cute

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

I was sneaking out of my kids’ room and my knee popped and it woke them up. Getting older has never bothered me before but now I’m pissed.

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

People who park in the pick up section to go inside the store, what’s it like to be a VIP in life?

[Katelyn Perzanowski @KayTeax3]

If you wait in a drive thru line for 30 minutes and then add something at the window I hate you