kayveedw

🇬🇧@4dsoftware Database, @angular and @nativescript mobile developer. Passionate founder of @insight4living_, sharing 3 Principles of Innate Health. Dog daddy.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@fesshole How do you do the weight transfer thing? I think I've been the victim of it recently. It's the only way I can think to explain my increase in weight.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@leenewell1 @MoneySavingExp What about the water for both the tea and to flush the toilet. Oh and more water for washing their hands, and soap, and water, electricity and laundry detergent for washing the towels. You forgot about lots of water usage.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@MoneySavingExp Is the gesture reciprocated? How much are they using? I'd charge my phone at a friend's or allowing them to charge theirs at mine. If the actual electricity used is causing financial issues, and the offer is never returned, consider charging, otherwise, value the friendship more.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

Am I the only one to read this as Ramat Beit Shemesh and struggle to think of another RBS?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I know exactly what caused the computer outage for RBS in 2012. It was blamed on an update by us contractors which is partially correct. My line of code was supposed to be an inert joke for anyone getting to that level. It back fired. I left not long after.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@fesshole I was shocked when I heard today's pupils aren't allowed even a dumb watch on their desk during exams. I sat my GCSEs 30 years ago and still rely on a digital watch.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@anon_opin My cars' names are inspired by the numberplate. My fridge doesn't have a numberplate so I guess that is why there is no name. Hope that clears up the confusion.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@fesshole That would be Clunt

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@Borgle1 @fesshole *3.5" floppy

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@SEANROBBO75 @fesshole Not mine, it's bagless.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@fesshole I read it at first as a man's job. Then wondered if it is the type of small detail that most men don't even realise our wives do for the household.

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@anon_opin But that might make it about the songs rather than politics 😱

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

In the Eurovision Song Contest, each contestant should have their country kept secret until after the vote.

[Ian Power @IHPower]

We should collect all the extraneous esses used at the end of Tesco in Britain and send them to the USA to be used at the end of math.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Every flag should feature a mythical animal. Notice how the roundabouts aren't being painted in Wales? It's because idiots can't draw a dragon.

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Hyphenated.

Non-hyphenated.

The irony.

[John Derbyshire @DissidentRight]

I saw an ad for a pedometer; thought it would be nifty to have one, so I bought it online.

Carried it with me on this morning's walk of the family dog. Checked it when we arrived back home: the dial read 2,206!

A 45-minute early-morning walk in a quiet middle-middle-class suburb, and my pedometer detected more than two thousand child-molesters in its range!

Truly it's a fallen world we live in.

[Michael Elgort @just_whatever]

Breaking: reports of mass bread shortages across Israel

Bread shelves are all empty. That’s a very significant development

I will dig deeper into that matter and will let you know what happened. Stay tuned

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@fesshole I feel cheated. You built up this whole fess and didn't share how big your bladder volume is?

[kayveedw @KayVeeDW]

@fesshole For a long time I was sure frount was correct and it's only since I've been volunteering at a library that I can spell that correctly every time.

Don't get me started on restaurant...