KA

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

John Stones seeing Harry Kane stood next to him

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

[Jesse Painman @rushi_thfc]

Cole Palmer without penalties

[C. @ArsecaI]

Chelsea fans after moving from 10th to 10th

[Lathan🎯 @RealLathan]

Facebook is not a real place😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[george @StokeyyG2]

A bloke in Ireland dug a hole on the beach with a kids spade and the news are reporting on it as a ‘cosmic event’ 😭😭�

[FTBLMEMESHUB @ftblmemeshub]

Hojlund debut delayed
Mount out for 4-6 weeks
Onana going to Afcon
Just signed Johnny Evans
Maguire doesnt wanna leave
No midfielder signing
Antony has no right foot

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

👮‍♂️🇦🇷 During Inter Miami matches, Leo Messi is followed by an ex-US Navy Seal for maximum security.

The bodyguard is a martial arts, boxer and taekwondo expert. He can be seen even following him during matches.

[Alan Shearer @alanshearer]

Come on Harry it’s time to go! 🤪

[. @__RG27]

@NUFC Nice little run out for Matty Longstaff

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I spent $44 billion for this app and now Lizard boy just decided to hit copy and paste.

It’s personal now.

See you in the cage, Zuck.

[Majorfut @Majorfutbalista]

@FabrizioRomano @henrywinter @TimesSport

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

#ProjectAfrica Day 33: 45km

Wow. One of them days where I just feel proud to be human. The energy on the road was INSANE. These guys know all about the 1’s & 2’s.

I spend so much time running alone I sometimes forget the power of running together, it’s so intrinsically human it makes me feel ALIVE like nothing else.

Huge thank you to all the Namibians who have shown so much grace and kindness to us today and throughout all of our time here so far.

Truly a blessing to have the opportunity to share the tarmac in your beautiful country. I hope to take the overwhelming positivity shown to us and spread it as far as I can throughout the African continent.

🫡

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Pay for the baggage you've stored under your jumper & we can talk

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

PART THREE! 🚨

Viewed by over 35 million people! 👀

The following is the next installment of:

“Things ChatGPT can do right now that (maybe) you no longer need to pay lawyers for!”

Negotiating a Lease Agreement

[*Please see the disclaimers at the end*]

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

I’m a lawyer.

I use ChatGPT daily.

I feel like causing some chaos in my profession.

The following is PART ONE of a series I’m calling:

“Things ChatGPT can do right now that (maybe) you no longer need to pay lawyers for!”

[*Please see the disclaimers at the end]

[🎩 Sɪʀ Hᴇɴʀʏ @gooner_ellis]

@FabrizioRomano @linner_nicolas Naglesmann leaving Bayern HQ knowing he’s on the payroll stress free for the next 3 years 💰

[🐓 @TottenhamBen]

15 million pound a year and he flys Ryanair 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Manchester United lifting the Carabao Cup — first trophy under Erik ten Hag 🏆🔴 #MUFC

@FootballDaily 🎥