Katey Kaiser

IASMH '18, IUPUI '21, VU '24 Respect my existence or expect my resistance 👊🏼

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

Still high key wishing it was socially acceptable to go pants-less 👖🚫

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

#IUgradcap22 #IUPUIGrad22 Class of Fall 2021, IUPUI School of Liberal Arts, B.A. English

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

For further proof, we did THIS today in my PROFESSIONAL writing class

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

High school teachers: "College professors won't tolerate this" "Professors in college are going to be hard on you" "This won't fly once you get to college"
College professors: "Today we are going to find our groups by making the sound of the animal on your paper"

[ruby 🐊 @roobeekeane]

Tea:
- calming
- many flavours
- the answer to all problems

Coffee:
- Anxiety Juice™
- 3 heartbeats for the price of 1
- more than 4 cups and you can talk to electricity

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

@autumnsparks05 You're going to crush it!

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

@JustLaneOso It can also be your spleen. It's a common sign of mononucleosis, which means if you rupture your spleen you could potentially internally bleed to death. Mine pains come from a past case of mono. Other symptoms can include fatigue and jaundice of the skin or eyes.

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

@robinskyleigh "Kaiser 2020: I'm going to blackmail you for love and attention"

[grace m @grackmoore]

if i die from gun violence don't wear orange for me. change things for me. fight pro-gun legislation. call your senators. fistfight the NRA. create a dialogue beyond wearing an orange shirt. be an active advocate for change.

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

@PunWhisperer @sagesmokedhamm I liked it, but I'm not there so I need video proof

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

The woah, aka finally a dance move I can do and not look like a completely uncoordinated mess

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Make another suit. https://t.co/mu9w13xsi0

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

The all female space walk being cancelled because there is only one size medium space suit on the International Space Station and both women need size medium is absolute bullshit. Problem solve people, send another medium up in the shuttle with them.🙄

[Julio @JulioRochin1]

So I wanted to just throw a cheese at my little brother to see what would happen. I realized he didn’t even flinch so I continued to make a whole ass sandwich.

[peach 🍑🇵🇸 @peachontwitta]

I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.

[Katey Kaiser @Kaydee2333]

@_ericma And the IUPUI pool is strategically designed in a way that allows swimmers, including Olympic athletes, to break records.