🚨🇺🇸 TESLA PROTESTOR ASSAULTS DOGE SUPPORTER, GETS LESSON ON WHY FIGHTING IS A BAD IDEA
A Tesla protestor knocked the hat off a DOGE shirt-wearing counter-protestor, not realizing he had just provoked a jiu-jitsu brown belt.
The martial arts expert swiftly took the aggressor to the ground, locking him in a triangle choke to "put the guy on timeout" without causing serious harm.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!
Source: BJJMoses on IG @DOGE@elonmusk