Kristie McCartney

Conservative stuck in a blue state. 🇺🇸

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

Texas man finds a tree limb FLOATING in mid-air like it’s defying gravity. Zooms in, throws stuff at it, calls the neighbor… full panic mode.

Google says spider webs. Dude says ‘stupid crap’ and prays it’s not the Matrix.
Nature’s magic or just invisible silk doing its job? 😂

My guess is it’s either a spider web or an optical illusion stemming from angle and the fact that he says it just rained.

[Drey @thedreydossier]

Quick update on the parallel  [dot]gov  website investigation:

I want to say this professionally… but what in the federal Russian nesting doll is going on here??

I wish I could tell you this got clearer the more I dug, but every thread I pull leads to five new websites, a new acronym, and a weird string of code I now have beef with.

It’s also led me to make some phone calls to different federal agencies to see how much the government actually knows about what’s happening at the executive-branch level and, well… my face in this outtake kind of says it all.

So that’s why I haven’t posted the investigation yet this week. I’m taking a little extra time with this one to make sure I’m connecting the dots responsibly, being as thorough as possible, and turning a very dense, and honestly pretty alarming, set of findings into something clear enough for people to actually follow. I appreciate your patience (because Lord knows mine left the building about three phone calls ago).

I’m also planning my first live next week as a companion piece to this investigation. A casual deeper dive on the deep dive, talking through some of the evidence that didn’t make it in the video. I’m still figuring out the best day and time; trying not to overlap with Candice, Baron, or other creators a lot of you also watch. So drop suggestions below if you have a preference!

Regrettably, there is more. Part two coming soon.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@baroncoleman This Deborah SlimePerson has messed with the wrong dude. I hope your daughter goes after her to the fullest extent of the law.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@BlakeSNeff @Jesse_Leg It’s amazing you are still employed by Turning Point - and that says a lot about Turning Point’s values now.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@shipwreckshow Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t see you mention it with all the other things you said you were doing. My bad.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@RichOToole 🙄

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@baroncoleman The Fedslop is slopping.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@ErikaC47 The words and mouth don’t match up AT ALL. Ugh. They are so fake and gay.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@MrPitbull07 I don’t want my granddaughter to go into daycare so I’ve signed up to her full-time daycare. I hope I have the energy to care for a 6 month old 5 days a week for 9 hours per day (until she starts school). Plus probably some night and weekends. I must be insane. Lol

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

I’ve never seen an “omffffffffffffffg” in cat form before

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ramsey. He is a mail delivery dog. Shipping is free, and while packages might not be handled with care, they are handled with enthusiasm. 14/10

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@matttillotson Michigan summers and fall cannot be beat.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best:

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

How much do you love your dog?

This much:

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@pneuma86 @gofishh77 Agree with you there. Why film it? That part is weird.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@miss_sky_98 @gofishh77 Three’s are much worse than two’s. That’s for sure.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@pneuma86 @gofishh77 What would you prefer she do? Meet his level of emotion so they can both be toddlers. She has done this before and knows exactly what she’s doing. It’s called ‘a stage’.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@TheDibsterX @gofishh77 I think that’s called ‘gentle parenting’ what you are describing, dude.

[Kristie McCartney @KayeMcCartney]

@2amMindSpin @gofishh77 @Cat5SMASHICANE Eh, not true. My daughter was on a schedule and I was a quite a strict parent. She did this for a time at that age. I didn’t set up a camera to film it, but that’s neither here nor there at this point.