Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦

it’s still fun and games after somebody puts an eye out.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

Drinks at my house come with a side of murder weapon.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@TheRickWilson A spoiler for The Rent Is Too Damn High guy lol

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@DermotNCosgrove @AmericanAir I wish them all the bad things.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

Once again AA fucks over its customer. I paid for a seat near the front. They moved me to row 33 with no notice. Of course gate agent at 1st flight can’t POSSIBLY fix it; have to wait for the minion in Chicago to tell me it’s too late to reverse the theft. Fuck you, @AmericanAir

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

You guys I’m getting off social media for a while. See you on the other side of this shit.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@ztw4 @JenC222 I’m sorry wut?

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

Move.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

what would y’all do in this situation???

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@TheRickWilson Hook

[Sam Levine @srl]

“Don’t fuck us,” Lara Logan told me. “If you use the word conspiracy theorist in your story, I will haunt you when I die.”

I wrote about election denialism and conspiracy theories at the RNC https://t.co/j6McPlJBfp

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@kenlittle50 @kelliwillmore He was also wearing a miniskirt probably.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@Roshan_Rinaldi So God answered MY prayers instead. lol

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@DSharonno @QueenRMade1 My white sistren get more from the patriarchy than they (imagine they could) lose.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

It’s depressing because it’s true.

[Queens R. Made @QueenRMade1]

We get it⚪️women. You don’t want Kamala Harris to be d 1st female president of the USA. Remember, you had your chance w/Hillary Clinton, & we🖤& 🤎 women came out in force for Hillary. Y’all chose orange Mussolini, as many of you will again. You’re the destroyers of your dreams.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@AngryBlackLady That scares me too…
My white sisters will find a reason to rat fuck us all.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@Pecker2002 @AmandaMilius @ImFiredUp2 Omg.

I hope someone leaves you someday.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@SandraEllePS @ask_aubry @mjp_hall1980 Precisely this.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@rinbeastie @ask_aubry As a small town Kansan turned NYC resident 30 years ago, people who move here and immediately start snooting their hometowns make my slapping hand itchy.

[Blockhead @BlockheadNYC]

This is a directory for some children's rodeo in Utah and ,boy , these names are fucking AMAZING

[Jay Kirell @JasonKirell]

“I’m useless in a crisis.” - Gov Abbott

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@ask_aubry 3 digs at her hometown before she even got to the odd where-to-sleep thing, which I admit I’m curious about. Then GF “finally” agrees to make pancakes? GF got Shanghai’d into cooking for a rando, & OP stood there watching, all judgy?

I bet GF’s AITA post was more sympathetic.

[Kayelamity Jane 🇺🇦 @KayelamityJane]

@moment_mirthful @MarioNawfal When you like an outcome, it’s god’s will. When you don’t, it’s the devil, and theft, and injustice and and and

Fucking children, the lot of you. Awful, toxic toddlers.