I’ve had a really busy day. I had to walk up and down the stairs 3 times to warm up my coffee because I got distracted by the episode of Charmed I’m watching. Quarantine is wild, man.
It’s not fair that I’m being Impeached when I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong! The Radical Left, Do Nothing Democrats have become the Party of Hate. They are so bad for our Country!
When you’re laying out and you look down and think damn my legs actually look tan! and then you take your sunglasses off and realize you’re still Casper
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!