Kayla Greenlee

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

Update: in 2nd trimester. Still gagging on air.

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

IM SO TIRED OF GAGGING ON AIR. GET ME OUT OF THE FIRST TRIMESTER 😭

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

Everett “Daxon, you’re a sweetie but you are also a butt”

Daxon “no I not, I got pants on!”

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

IM SO TIRED OF GAGGING ON AIR. GET ME OUT OF THE FIRST TRIMESTER 😭

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

spicy food is honestly so stupid and im tired of pretending we don’t all actually kind of hate it. like, ‘oh, you know what would be really awesome right now? if my meal were a little less pleasant.’ wut

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@paulg Our lifespan is programmed into our genes, just like it is for fruit flies or pets.

Fruit are already vegan & even if they do yoga every day & take every supplement, they still only live 50 days.

[Jessica Hodlr @jessicahodlr]

Unpopular opinion: it’s extremely weird that people have a die hard obsession to a football team they’re not on.

[Ingri Pauline, CSCS @IngriPauline]

It really disgusts me how normal it is among women to have no honor, loyalty or code of ethics

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

@itsmeAmyB_ Pick me-ism 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🍒 @KICKNGUINDAFACE]

i hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[Mike Schiff @MikeSchiff_]

Cheat codes I know in my 30’s that I wish I knew in my 20’s:

[Corinne Clark Barron @corinnec]

@RealCandaceO Men couldn’t tell who has botox and who doesn’t even if they studied for this pop quiz

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

@itsmeAmyB_ 🧐

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

I’ll never understand the hype of sparkling water

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

I really need to know why people care so much about the Taylor Swift concert, I just really don’t understand why people are going to be honest.

[Force Fischer 🇺🇸 @ForceFischer]

@RobCourt03 @realDailyWire Honestly, when you’re 30 you’ll look back at yourself now and say “man I actually was kinda stupid at 19”. And then at 40 you’ll look back at 30 and think the same thing. It’s just self reflection after growth and broadening wisdom - if you don’t, you didn’t grow!

[Kayla Greenlee @KaylaGreenlee]

@itsmeAmyB_ 🖕🏼

[brando uchiha @imhighkeycool]

Most romantic thing you’ll see today😍😂

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me: I am stronger than my anxiety

my anxiety: [bench pressing a car] what if you turned a stove burner on high before you left the house and just forgot about it and now your home is burning to the ground

[abby govindan @abbygov]

asked this guy if he had Snapchat and he said “no wtf I’m not 14” …green flag