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[Kayla_Gasmoney💰 @KaylaKaylaxox]

Half my issues come from eating so much mayonnaise

[Kayla_Gasmoney💰 @KaylaKaylaxox]

There’s nothing better in this country than having a good scam

[Kayla_Gasmoney💰 @KaylaKaylaxox]

@Kimberoy Hugs xoxo I am so sorry to hear this is heartbreaking … thinking of you

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

The FBI hasn’t searched Hunter Biden’s laptop yet because they don’t know how to use Linux.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

New FBI documents reveal Senator Burr was given non-public reports on covid in Jan.

On Feb 12 2020, he converted 76% of holdings to US Treasuries.

A day later, he sold $1.1M equity, went from 83% to 3% of equities.

He then called his family to do the same.

He was not charged.

[Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke]

My plants are so god damn dramatic. Girl, get up. You’re not dead.

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

when I turned 25 in November I woke up to DiCaprio angrily and forcefully stamping “EXPIRED” on my forehead and bare ass

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

PSA: the food pyramid has been updated for spooky season. It now looks like this:

/ \
/ \
/pumpkin\
/ Spice \
—-——-
/ anti \
/depressants\
——————
/ Iced Coffee \
-———————

[Kayla_Gasmoney💰 @KaylaKaylaxox]

People haven’t seen me in person for almost a decade. I try to hid it but the narcissistic abuse I went through in my early twenties taught me to be selective in who has access to me. I’m better than ever before thank you 🙏

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Therapy: $500

Tattoo: $500 but cooler

[just a girl @sp0tifywhore]

u are either a headache girl or a tummy ache girl

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

imagine the kind of beer a frog might drink...maybe something like Bug Light?? or...perhaps something called Pabst Blue Ribbet?? just spitballing here and having a little fun with it. hopefully this hasn't offended anyone today

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

How politicians expect Americans to act right now

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

your anxiety won’t ruin your relationship with the right person. remember that.

[brii @bri1817]

“we want grandkids” best i can do is not kiII myseIf

[Da1_ @Daone1_111]

I’m not losing me again for nobody👨‍🦯

[Positivity Vibe Tribe @PositivityVibe_]

i broke my own heart trying to be enough for someone.

[noah @ylnoahhh]

girls who cant drive have the biggest hearts

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Y’all tryna force people to have kids and have the nerve to have a formula shortage… make it make sense.