Kayla Lottie

crazy cat lady NOW WITH A CAT AND TWO BABIES!

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Are you even laying in bed if you don’t have a cat butt in your face?

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@FlamesOrganist PLAY SOME TAYLOR SWIFT, PLEASE!

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Heart shaped pizza is not enough pizza.

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@ChristyjFarrell Costco cheese bun, mustard, mayo, pickles, ham, lettuce

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Golden Oreo Thins >>>>>

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Hey @taylorswift13, my 3 year old would really like to know if you like the color green. Thanks!

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Is it a Pisces thing to be annoyed that Pisces always comes at the end of the list?

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I refuse to believe that anyone enjoys working out.

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Be kind to everyone you meet, for you never know who might have a wide set vagina and a heavy flow.

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I’m not a dog person but I’ve learned they do not respond to “pspspspsps”

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Personally, I don’t think anyone anywhere should ever put egg whites in a cocktail.

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Personally, I think every bar everywhere should offer karaoke 7 nights a week.

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If I’m being honest - when someone says “if you know you know” and I don’t know it really upsets me.

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@ChristyjFarrell Lint Dick. Wait. That wasn’t his real name.. Nevermind!

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@CBSBigBrother Can we please get some Tiktoks of Terrance’s one liners from last nights episode? “Congratulations, to ME!” “These kids are spilling secrets all over the place!”

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“She’s been laying low since she tried to kill her husband.” #shitmymomsays

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My entire personality is old man muppet in the mezzanine.

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Sometimes motherhood is a thankless job, and sometimes you’re gifted a dirty crushed bird egg.

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Took a chance on a @TimHortons freshly cracked egg, and I was not betrayed. First one ever to not have a shell in it 🙌🏻 Happy Monday Twitter friends

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Normalize crying whenever, wherever, about whatever you want, all the time.