goblin ghoul

human potato

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

One time in seventh grade I wore red eye makeup because I just wanted to look like Gerard Way but everyone just kept asking me if I was sick. Such a bummer.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

If you wanna fast track your meet and greet with Jesus that bad just say so, father 💀

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Literally just drop me in the middle of a forest with a backpack full of the necessities and I’ll be fine, I was built to live in the trees. I was not, however, built to have annoying ass neighbors.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

If I accidentally forget to respond to messages on social for like six months and texts for a week or more, I’m really sorry, I think I’m honestly ready to chuck my phone into the river and go live in a forest I’m sorry.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

…idk there’s no words really, I think the sheer disgust that comes from watching this video speaks for itself.

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

this is realllllly evil and wretched in every way my god…jaw dropped

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Idk who’s hanging from a thinner thread rn, me or my vape struggling on its last legs 🥲

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Like guys no one person knows every single thing. I would rather be told a doc doesn’t know than be misdiagnosed. So shoutout to people who can admit they’re unsure without letting pride get in the way. That’s the shit we need tbh.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

I’m a medical mystery at the moment and the doctor was so so apologetic about not knowing what’s wrong. I’m not mad though because I promise it is so so okay for doctors and pretty much anyone in professional settings to admit they don’t know something!

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Guys pls stop coming in hot with the “people won’t eat a tomato but will lick someone’s asshole” I ain’t about to eat either but I can justify one based on texture and it’s not the tomato.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

@krisr0se Count me the fuck in

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

@krisr0se I also promise that’s not me asking for you to elaborate 😭

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

@krisr0se I have yet to purchase from TikTok shop pls tell me on a recommendation scale of 1-10 where you stand because I’ve been curious about it

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

“My ears are still itchy you didn’t ask but I’m going to complain so fucking loudly partially to hear myself over the itch and also as a form of self expression (that’s showbiz baby)”
I feel like @shiv_fitz doesn’t realize how cool and funny I am tbh

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Stopped being able to clear a bong without coughing like the second I turned 29 so now I’m down to like, 2 remaining talents 🥲

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

This is the 9th time I’ve turned 20 and I’m STILL waiting for my boobs to grow smfh

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

My husband is always claiming how I “wake up miserable” which is not entirely true. I wake up very crunchy and confused for a glorious few moments and then the reality of my life hits.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Logically speaking I probably should’ve thought that through. But I did not which is funny considering the amount of bruises I have from doing this.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Sometimes I hammer the landscaping rocks into smaller bits to see what’s inside with a microscope. Sometimes when you hit a rock, a chunk flies off at a high velocity. Also sometimes you don’t consider that when you place your bong a foot and a half away from the hammer zone.

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

@IllestWill23 Oh that’s a nice sentence

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

Something about alliteration scratches a deep itch in my brain

[goblin ghoul @KaylaMeatballs]

@funkisnotdeadd Very sour lollipop