Kayla Thomas

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

Rather than “the crib” call your house “the playpen”

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

Me: *has chronic reoccurring heartburn*

Doctor: Avoid spicy food, alcohol, and acidic fruits and veggies

Me: *orders a spicy bloody marry at brunch* 🙂

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

0/10 chance I want to Snapchat video when I press the Snapchat video button

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@offtheC_HAIN “Drug routine” lmao

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@offtheC_HAIN @ihoplollipop @Leah_Galamba Omg this just reminded me of when we made the “fort” at your house at West Chester and Leah wore jeans for hours until we made her change lolol

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@offtheC_HAIN @Leah_Galamba @saraaapettit Lol I know. I wish this wasn’t true

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@rachhellynn @offtheC_HAIN @amshoch @Leah_Galamba @saraaapettit Idk if I specifically remember this but just by context I know who you are talking about lolol

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@devsynski lol thx for the support

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

I have surpassed level 2000 of candy crush and I am definitely more proud of this than I should be. But it is impressive isn’t it?

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

I have had Thotiana stuck in my head for 3 days straight now and I know like 5 words of the song so you can imagine how terrible this has been

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

I know I had a good leg workout when I feel questionably too disoriented to safely drive home 😵

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

So do the people who say they “have no faith in humanity” think of themselves as the rare exception or do they also know they are 💩

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@Leah_Galamba 😏

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

So #blessed that I now live in a place where this is what the “national arctic blast” looks like

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@devsynski @misterjamo Lol his voice sounds like E money from are you the one

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@AVE12_16 @WhiteSchrute Omg yesss the Clique lol I forgot about these books!!

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

Every year I curse @devsynski for asking me to be his gf one day before his bday. Which is also one week before my bday. Which is then also 2 weeks before Christmas. Too much celebration

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

Omg I have done it again

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

I just can’t take Lil Wayne seriously lol never have never will

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

@DanSchlegel353 Fall is okay but it’s so short and it just means winter is near

[Kayla Thomas @KaylaaaThomas]

It’s officially fall today and my mourning for the loss of warm, sunny summer has begun 😔