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can’t a girl just do the best she can?

[♡ @norulesjulez]

On 2.5 hours of working on my day off

[♡ @norulesjulez]

@r_batchelor_ Pls

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[♡ @norulesjulez]

Monday through Friday I just be pissed off

[sierra @sierralayko]

work used ai to make a flyer for an earth day celebration

[♡ @norulesjulez]

What the hell, sure

[pep 🐟 @SUBMARINER1941]

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

[Cormac 🇵🇸 @yungpapist]

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

checking the news again

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yes girl just aim that wet cough wherever!

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Yup, Iran has been weeks away from having nuclear weapons since 1995.

[♡ @norulesjulez]

@r_batchelor_ Clowns are 🆙

[♡ @norulesjulez]

A serial story liker and responder stopped liking and responding to my stories for months but apparently the clown outfit did it for them.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[paige @BonerWizard]

I’ve never looked into this because I need it to be true. It’s true to me.