Kaylee Onderko

Today is potentially adventurey. -Harry Baker

[Kaylee Onderko @KayleeOnderko]

Just in case anyone forgot what an absolute babe my husband is 🤤

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Dear Ohio,
Naming a grocery store “Giant Eagle” fucking kicks ass.
Thank you,
Hank

[ten second cam @camilli_amilli]

three wise men? three? be serious

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Parents, now is the time to be on guard. We are once again reminding you to be diligent about checking your child's candy throughout the Halloween season. Our biologists have just found THREE invasive bighead carp rolled up and shoved inside an almond joy. We are appalled.

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[charlie @chunkbardey]

you expect me to get work done ?? in these conditions?? in this world?? where my socks feel weird???

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Reentering my AAE phase 😎💥🤘🔥
(anxious about everything)

[Sok-It @javasok]

No more emails. If you need to reach me you need to bring me a coffee and lure me to you, like bringing a duck bread at the pond

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

a potion is brewing

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

movie night with friends

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i only care abt stuff like this from now on

[Kaylee Onderko @KayleeOnderko]

The @STARZ app is sincerely the worst platform to watch anything on. 0/5 starz

[Saddington 3 (in theaters) @2Saddington]

Walk a mile in these Gruboutins

[Bailey Sandin @saileybandin]

Ladies and gents and non binary homies…my BROBRO…@JulieGemmel8

[Kaylee Onderko @KayleeOnderko]

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[Kaylee Onderko @KayleeOnderko]

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[Kaylee Onderko @KayleeOnderko]

Obsessed w u

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the CDC just announced you can fill a theme park with dinosaurs again if you really learned your lesson last time