Mike Sorice

emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt

[Jon Levine @LevineJonathan]

FWIW — a guy who openly wore a Nazi tattoo for 18 years complaining about AIPAC kinda hits differently

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

@jonfavs The main reason *I* don’t want to support this particular candidate is that he’s a misogynistic asshole with a Nazi tattoo, and by supporting him we concede the high ground to Republicans. But you’re willing to overlook that for some reason.

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

@Kandi8907 @Brien_Jackson If the procedural argument really held any water, we’d still be governed by the Articles of Confederation, because the adoption of the Constitution violated the procedure for amending the Articles.

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

@n_jackii @BobFakeNameEsq Yes.

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

Ok but does the DuoLingo owl know how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-pop?

The world may never know…

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

This is an eminently reasonable proposal to limit the deleterious effects of sports gambling so there’s no way it’ll pass.

[Morgan Trau @MorganTrau]

NOW: Ohio Republican lawmakers are introducing two different bills to overhaul the sports gaming/gambling system:

- No online bets
- Ban on in-game, prop and parlay bets
- Limits wagers to $100
- No ads during games
- No using credit cards to bet

@WEWS @WCPO @OhioCapJournal

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

Laughed so hard at this I snorted

[fallon iverson @daFalligator]

[boob surgery]

me: I’m so nervous

Bryon Noem: it’s gonna be ok don’t worry

[after surgery]

me, waking up: wait where’s Bryon

doctor: who do you think gave you the boobs

rt if you cry every time

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

Asked about her husband’s cross-dressing, Kristi Noem responded that he’s “not much of a man by the light of day, but by night he is one hell of a lover.”

[New York Post @nypost]

Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: 'The family was blindsided by this' https://t.co/UOis9YJGLw

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

@TheAtlantic @MarkLeibovich Her opponent in the primary is a literal nazi so people are gonna have to suck it up and vote for the old lady this time.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The Democratic Party has been infected by antisemitism and it’s spreading. It isn’t (yet) as virulent as it is on the right, but it’s insidious and we have to stop pretending it doesn’t exist.

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

@Fletcher90210 @SellersCounsel Make sure you add “make no mistakes”

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

A common refrain of progressive urban politics is that “new, ‘luxury’ housing will not help solve the housing shortage,” Henry Grabar writes. But, according to a new study, “more housing supply of all kinds leads to lower prices in general terms”: https://t.co/4cySQYiU9s

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

@EconomicsWill @trouble_man90 No, the point is that we have limited resources to do good things so why should Democratic admins use those limited resources for the benefit of people who would spit in their faces rather than the people who consistently turn out to vote for and elect them.

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

My most unpopular opinion is that the theme song for Pokemon Johto is better than the original.

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

I traveled to Boston on Amtrak recently and I gotta tell ya, the train really is the way to go. I’m genuinely itching to take my next rail journey.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

I love Shirley Temples so much I bought a liter of real grenadine so I can have them whenever I want

[Mike Sorice @MGSorice]

@MariaBruno01 Her surname seems appropriate

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

The Medici funded both the City of Florence and the Italian Renaissance for two centuries, but Bezos couldn’t keep a newspaper together for a decade.