Kaylen Robins

Hiding behind your door

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@sammie_mags this tweet is just for you!! Bring on the dark and cringy tweets. I am here for them all.

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

I am getting that urge to cut my hair short again. Kinda want to throw in some bangs. Someone needs to stop me.

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

Wanna loose weight? Go to sonography school. Fuck I need to eat more. #notime #stressed #whohastimetoeat

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@SpencersTweetin As much as I love the men in my life it’s so true. Get strapped or get clapped only gets you so far 😜
I am interning at parkland hospital in Dallas and muggings happen all the time.🙄 But for 24 hours without without the fear of men abducting me? I think I’d go got a solo hike.

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@sammie_mags I have not updated my phone in a year 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
Thanks you for reassuring that I should continue with the trend of not updating my phone.

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

I cared about matching my socks for like a week and now I am back to mismatch socks. Thank God. I was beginning to miss my old self.

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

Is it too late in the season to get some sun?? Idc ima try. #lasttanoftheseason #byebyesummer

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@AmesTheWifey Lucky Ryan has an excuse right now since all I do is study all day long. But there comes a time when their asses need to move off of the couch 😂

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

Me to my hubs: hey can I get stuff done to my face?
Hubs: why? your face is perfect.
Me: yeah okay.
Hub: sure just don’t tell me how much you are spending.
#thatswhatiwanttohear #wettalkaboutlargerpurchases

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

Low key might be weird, but I am reading my vascular chapters aloud in a British accent and then out of nowhere is switched to a Scottish accent. Maybe because I binged watched #outlander trying to avoid my vascular class. #accectshelpsolidifytheinto

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10:39pm and I am just now realizing food had escaped me today. Why am I like this. Who forgets to eat food??!?

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

I guess since people think America has failed female genitalia we needed a man like #ChrisEvans to step up and guard womenkind. #guardthatpussy #ihavemissedtwitter

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

Over worked in school this week with no time to study for a 3 chapter quiz. Takes quiz. Doesn’t feel confident in any answer. Makes a 19 out of 20🤓 #wingingit101 #notbadfornotstudying

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

Some people put more effort in their vision boards than they do putting into fulfilling their actual dreams. Get out there and actualize your dreams. Don’t just sit around hoping for them to be fulfilled. #cuttingoutpicturesonlygetsyousofar

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@zurbyy I am sorry the ear piece on my phone is going out so I can’t hear and I am too cheap to buy a new phone. But I usually just ignore everyone anyway😂

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@sammie_mags This works in in two ways for me. My mental state and my images on my bad scanning days which also contributes to my depressed mental state. The darkened just keeps creepin in 😂🖤🖤🖤

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@AmesTheWifey It just remember the beautiful moments usually. But i guess that’s why man invented an epidural. Get to experience all the joys of childbirth with non of the childbirth pain.

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@AmesTheWifey Oh man that’s a hard one. I do know a lady who chose to go under general anesthesia to have her kid. But she would not have been awake to hear her child for its first cry. Thankfully the human mind is amazing and it doesn’t remember all the scary stuff.

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@AmesTheWifey All my years of grey’s anatomy they use put up a sheet to block the view. Personally I think it would be wicked to see my insides 😂.
Ohh might want to mention the smell. C-sections have a certain odor to them so be forewarned. #birthisabeautifulthing #YouGotThis

[Kaylen Robins @KaylenRobins]

@AmesTheWifey If I were to make a birth plan it would go something like “pop out this baby without pooping all over the bed.” Obviously I am not mature enough to have children 😂