Tie Dyed American

11 time radio contest winner.

[Tie Dyed American @jared_shaffer]

If you disagree with anything I say you're an extreme MAGA republican

[Tie Dyed American @jared_shaffer]

Madonna died??

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No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

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@KnicksMemes "deux fuq?"

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@JaredSandler 800-588 🎵

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@ScooterMagruder 9

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@Johnson4Dallas So what's the plan?

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@wesbos What's wrong with gradients / the blue shadow?

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@james_xond I closed two days before my 25th birthday

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@jt_english Dang 36?! Record is ~32

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Iykyk

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Landing was a bit shaky

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Landing was a bit shaky

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Using all the wifi bandwidth on my flight using AI to generate a pic of a 737 with feet for wheels and human arms for wings

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Using all the wifi bandwidth on my flight using AI to generate a pic of a 737 with feet for wheels and human arms for wings

[Tie Dyed American @jared_shaffer]

So you're telling me anyone can just buy a pair of scrubs?

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@FBGreatMoments

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I've deceased I'm no longer fixing typos!

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@ChipotleTweets allow me to propose the chipotle family style bowl

[Tie Dyed American @jared_shaffer]

@ChipotleTweets it's high time we talk about your bowls. The container is too dang small! Want to mix up your food? No shot. Eat without your lettuce falling out? No way. Doubling protein and rice? Not gonna fit.

[Tie Dyed American @jared_shaffer]

@ChipotleTweets it's high time we talk about your bowls. The container is too dang small! Want to mix up your food? No shot. Eat without your lettuce falling out? No way. Doubling protein and rice? Not gonna fit.

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So y'all are telling me the fabric isnt pronounced GO T-REX?

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@TheCinesthetic

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@upstatefederlst The school has a 10/10 rating and crime in that neighborhood is 3x lower than the city average so what's your point?

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@michelletandler Why is it in the best interest of US citizens to force a regime change in Iran? And how do we know what the regime change will be and who it will be?

Manny conservatives oppose this war, not just Mamdani...