Kayley

[Zack @ZackBenoit_]

"Babe why haven't you texted me today"

"The outdoor boys posted a 3 hour video I have Priorities"

[NYPD 9th Precinct @NYPD9Pct]

Cookie monster by day, donut monster by night?

The 9th Pct would like to wish everyone a safe and fun Halloween!!!

[steph @steph_mcca]

get in Loser we’re accepting the things we cannot change

[Southern Belle Probs @BelleProblems]

Me watching a True Crime show where they’re narrating the moment the wife snapped and ran over her cheating husband with a car.

[gender gremlin @MrCrystalMighty]

A while back I saw a tweet that said something like "if you read books obsessively when you were a kid and now spend all your time scrolling Twitter you just found a more efficient way to disassociate" - I think about that tweet a lot.

[justin @farringt0n]

"are u ok?" no i want to leave the country and start a new life

[justin @farringt0n]

fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

[justin @farringt0n]

anyone wanna come over and just eat cereal with me

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.

[computer man @gloomfather]

Dude you need to get yourself a cast iron skillet. its the exact same as other pans but way heavier and more expensive and you can't ever clean it for some reason

[scottysire @ImNotScottySire]

i’m so jealous of people who can just fall asleep like it’s nothing

[Ky ★ @KyhaSlay]

I do shit like this in my room by myself so plz knock

[Kayley @KayleyOsbourn]

😂

[justin @farringt0n]

gf: i’m breaking up with you

me: is it because i refuse to get a job and keep streaming to 0 viewers?

gf: yes

me: can i get an F in the chat boys

[Ashlee Daniel @ashlee_g24]

I must be getting old because I don’t understand communicating via Snapchat. People do know that text messaging is still available, right?

[LUIS @Cosm0h]

saw a cheetah today