Kayley 🌻

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

10/10 would watch

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

If Game of Thrones was filmed in a Trailer Park

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Anyone else finding that under every hit tweet you have to wade through 100s of blue ticks with clearly AI written replies before you get to the humans? Makes most of this platform unusable. It’s robots have conversations with themselves with a few humans sprinkled in between.

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Footballers are just adults getting paid to do P.E. - you won’t change my mind.

[GOAL @goal]

This Liverpool training drill is pure chaos 😭 @LFC

[Niko Ludwig @Collateral_com]

Single worst piece of software ever invented

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Louder for the people at the back

[kt🧝🏻‍♀️ @amishescapee]

Ghosting is absolutely fine. Would you rather be told that your vibe sucked and you were boring?

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Absolutely sick of Connections putting one word which just doesn’t mean that in each puzzle. Game’s gone. @nytimes

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

New term - shitflation. When the size stays the same but the quality drops off. Looking at you Tesco stone baked margarita pizza 👀

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

@TicketmasterUK what’s the plan because ya girl’s already got her fit planned?

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

The amount of seats likely to be empty for the Eras tour because codes are going to people who live on the other side of the world isn’t triggering at all. 🥲🔫

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Omaze essentially bullied me into entering their raffle for that London house to the extent where not winning will mean redoing my entire 5 year plan.

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

God I am seeing what you have done for other people

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Painfully accurate. Unless you’re manifesting a Morata screamer at about minute 34 you’re effectively betting against us.

[Ciarán Carlin @ciarcarlin]

The worst thing Spain can do on Sunday is score first. The power of St. George is activated when we’re 1-0 down. Stonehenge reveals itself as crates of Fosters. Benidorm lowers its flag to half-mast. Poppies spontaneously bloom. You cannot stop us. We are shit. We can only play when behind. We are fucking inevitable.

[Breakthrough T1D UK @BT1DUK]

When Real Madrid footballer, Nacho Fernandez, was diagnosed with #Type1Diabetes at 12 years old, he was told his footballing days were over 💙⚽

This Sunday, Nacho is playing for Spain in the #EURO2024 final!

#T1D doesn’t stop you from following your dreams!

#GBDoc

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Prepped and ready for the office chat tomorrow. 🫡

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

AT WHAT COST?!?!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

I have zero lived experiences that would make me relate to Soul, Turning Red, or Luca but still adored those movies. So this idea that they should go back to being about more universal themes doesn’t quite stack up….

Pixar are losing their way, but it’s not because of that.

[Rendy Jones @rendy_jones]

Reading that Pixar excerpt was painful. SOUL, TURNING RED, and LUCA were by far a little mini renaissance that made me feel seen and at home across the board. For many animation lovers too.

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Enjoy true crime if you want but singing its praises in the same way you would a Ridley Scott film set in another reality is odd?

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

These are some POINTS.

Looking at Twitter discourse would leave you massively unprepared for how harrowing BR was. So many of the takes spoke about its brilliance with zero reference to it having such traumatic content - as if those scenes were totally unremarkable.

[Hannah Crawford @HannahCCoach]

I haven’t watched Baby Reindeer. I saw the play at Roundabout in 2019 and i felt it to be an extremely unsafe experience for the audience and the actor. I have however seen much of the discourse which has followed.

I find it utterly horrifying that 🧵

[Kayley 🌻 @Kayley_A]

Spotify after you listen to anything