Kaylie Wessberg

𝓖𝓒𝓤 𝓽𝓯 & 𝔀𝓼

[UFC @ufc]

THE BADDEST MOTHERF***ER ON THE PLANET! 🤬🏆

@Justin_Gaethje beats Poirier by knockout and claims the BMF title at #UFC291!!

[ B2YB @KudoSnacks ]

[People of Walmart @PeopleofWalmart]

Banana Pronunciation: Long Yellow Things

[b ✧⡱ @j0hnnycdpp]

only johnny depp would use the pirates of the caribbean aztec gold coin as an accessory at the met gala

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

@xkassidy I laughed

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

I need to carve a pumpkin right now

[charlie @chunkbardey]

u get like 8 days in your life total where every part of your body feels like fine

[santana @mustbtana]

if anyone ever wants to do ANYTHING this summer and doesn’t have anyone to do it with........hello i’m down

[salem @salemmitchell]

the weather is getting hotter so it’s only right I do the same

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

The reason you can get 1-day delivery is that the delivery driver has to shit in the van. If Amazon was honest, its delivery options would ask if you want:
—one-week delivery and the driver gets to see their family
—prime delivery and the driver has to piss in a bottle at 40mph

[James @CaucasianJames]

just saw my first wasp of the year. a good reminder that death can happen at any moment

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

Anyone else’s face dry as hell

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

If you pull trig at all you can eat sushi will I be charged extra

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

When you realize Halloween is next weekend and you haven’t done enough spooky activities

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

This man really started an argument with me on insta. Had nothing to say back. And blocked me. HAHA

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

Never realized how idiotic half my following is

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

Everyone & everything = cancelled

[Kyle @ndsujerk]

@usergrandpa Imagine your card gets declined at the physical therapists and they throw a bag of hammers at your knees

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

Bring back silent library

[Kaylie Wessberg @KaylieWessberg]

Motivation depleting by the day