Kaylum Sharp

Aspiring @marthastewart more resembling Bridget Jones ~ Typical Aries ~ Self-Deprecation is my finest quality ~ Provincial gay

[Kaylum Sharp @KaylumSharp]

Sames Iris #ThisMorning

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@jowhiley had to pull over to the side of the road and express the sublime moment you debuted @florencemachine Free & @jamie___xx Let’s do it again, in the same show, about a year ago and again I’ve just been stopped in my tracks by The Blessed Madonna remix. My new infatuation

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@LeeButterley It’s worse when it takes you so long to realise the penny doesn’t drop till you realise this isn’t the first time you’ve seen his 🍆

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@eddieizzard Susie - J’adore

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@JessieWare darling, you’ve done it again - love 👌🏼 Tickets to see you a fourth time in Manchester darling, purchased in a heartbeat when they were released. Cannot WAIT!!

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@LeeButterley First question most friends seem to ask me when we catch up for the first time in a while is “so what are you doing now?” I’ve also nearly been somewhere 3 years but that’s it. I think the benefit of having exposure to multiple businesses/roles outweighs the upheaval of moving

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We’re lead by donkeys

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Missed this in November. Not that it’s needed, but further proof that the Home Secretary’s grip on her brief is as robust as Nadine Dorries’ was on hers. These people have literally no idea what they’re doing. Not even a grasp of the basic facts. Stunning.

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@monzo https://t.co/5OgWQnrhQS

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@moll_brewer @BListAtCapital @BBCNWT I wonder how @AndyBurnhamGM might feel about erecting a more permanent homage to @taylorswift13 on this route if @redredmond is taking the cardboard likeness to new pastures

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Gays assemble - who has been on the tram through Castlefield, seen the Taylor Swift cut out and/or knows the residents? Help me and @BListAtCapital solve a troubling mystery

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@moll_brewer @BListAtCapital @BBCNWT Hi Molly, feel free ✌🏼

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I’ve rang @ScottishPower 9 days out of 11, been on hold a minimum of 2 hours and cut off each time. My electric was cut off (incorrectly) last week and I have seemingly been put on a pre payment meter (incorrectly) - live chat is just a bot. Can someone please help!

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@rynltylr Don’t forget Truss special advisor suspended this morning 😆

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@LeeButterley I simply adore the line “pretending we haven’t made mistakes……hoping that things will magically come right is not serious politics. I have made a mistake; I accept responsibility; I resign.”

Talk about BURN!

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@HMRCcustomers Balls! No worries thanks

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@HMRCcustomers hello, I received a refund but missed the date to pay straight into my bank account and now have a cheque but my bank Monzo don’t accept cheques. Can you reopen my online method of payment? TIA

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@monzo @HMRCcustomers Haha! Thanks for being so quick and diligent but in an effort to save characters i didn’t mention I don’t want to wait a fortnight or 4 weeks to cash it depending how I post it to you 😬 thanks though!

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@KwasiKwarteng you’re having a right mare this morning dear 🙄

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@Conservatives @KwasiKwarteng This didn’t age well

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@awillman279 @WHP_Mcr Thanks!