Kayla 👻🎃

son, and also baby
♡
she/her/hers

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

Hello twitter here is a video of me bowling

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“Chappell Roan is gonna lose fans if she keeps cancelling shows” not me babes she can cancel her whole tour if she wants to, we’ll still be bumping Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl in this house. If you possess the mind that wrote Feminomenon you can do whatever the fuck you want

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

they are cherrypicking her quotes to try and make us hate her but i just agree with everything she says

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

I can't stop thinking about her (a roasted garlic cassoulet)

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

Just saw Boone's Farm listed as sold by the bottle by a restaurant for $10.

In the words of my brother: "We used to be a country."

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[em 🍉 @vanderrwaals]

you’re right, go off queen

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

T░A░P░ E░S░T░R░Y░I░N░B░ A░Y░E░U░X

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

Just heard a guy in the hallway on the phone go, "Hmmmm... yes, that IS concerning." And I'd give anything for that to be my job. Only that.

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

Mortifying ordeal of being Down Bad

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

(until I decide otherwise)

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

My uterus after today

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

When I realize that I became even more attracted to them once they established a healthy relationship dynamic.

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

@woanahma I didn't take pics but it's what I'm wearing this halloweekend, so pics incoming!!

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

Dressed like the type of girl who takes a fat rip off her vape and some guy turns around and goes "Wow."

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

TikTok keeps tricking me into believing one of those One Direction boys has come out as gay

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

"You can't tell anyone this"
Me, trashed and about to forget what they tell me:

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Hey, beloved! This you?

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

@z_ritty La tóxica 💅💅

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

It's really crazy what ppl will just reveal online these days

[Kayla 👻🎃 @Kayrbaer]

We all must pay the troll toll :(