* Karan *

Avid Blogger, Wedding and Events Legend

[* Karan * @Kazchagger]

On a @Ryanair flight and the lady behind me claims to be exempt from wearing a mask with no Drs note supplied as per regulations, and the flight crew just accepted this. Can I be exempt too?
VFI38U - She's in seat 10E

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Thank you to the uber driver who told me today that there is too much fag on the street and he couldn't see when driving his motorbike

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@millidgism Actually dying 🤣

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@M_Scarrott @thismorning Smashed it

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@ArgosHelpers Hi Will,
Unfortunately no one has come back to me yet. It was damage to my car. I have emailed [email protected] as advised. This was over 2 weeks ago

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@Argos_Online one of your delivery drivers hit and damaged my car. I was told on live chat that someone will contact me within 48 hours; this was over a week ago! I have been on hold to speak to a representative for over an hour!

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The only way to eat a Chicago Town pizza is to accept that you're gonna burn off your entire mouth. #ChicagoTown

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@Gurj_Kaur @TravisPerkinsCo @BoschUK It's not in my hands I'm afraid

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@ArgosHelpers Hi Carol,
I have now made contact with Argos insurers; however am still waiting on a response.
Thanks for coming back to me

[* Karan * @Kazchagger]

Just had the most intense shower, jets everywhere; sqeaky clean as a mofo. Now I need a shit. Why is it necessary for my body to betray me like this?

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@millidgism Cunt

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Controversial but a toastie machine is by far the most underrated piece of kit in a kitchen.

Not got anything in? Stick last nights curry between two wholemeal slices and bang in the toastie machine. BOOM Butter Chicken toastie

#PersonalOpinion #KitchenWonders

[Eurovision Song Contest @Eurovision]

Europe! Shine A Light with us on 16 May💡🎊

We're excited to reveal our ideas for an alternative programme which will honour all the songs & artists of 2020🎉

And unite Europe in these difficult times👪

Take a look👉 https://t.co/W3JI90hBrB

#Eurovision

[* Karan * @Kazchagger]

Just received a call back from @unitetheunion in ref to some queries I had about the uncertainty we are all currently facing.
I have been told that older members are a priority currently and they can't spend too much time on this with me. What am i paying for exactly? Disgraceful

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Coronavirus is a welcome excuse not to hug my mum today #MothersDay #MothersDay2020

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💯

[Padre Pat @PadrePat3]

I canny even have a wank in peace 😤

[Jack Evans @Evans_93]

I handed a women I didn’t know a pen and paper on a course today “here you go love” in the same way I’d call a guy ‘mate’ she then kicked off and told me the word love was inappropriate, regrettably she was right, the correct term was Cunt

[* Karan * @Kazchagger]

@millidgism She's some cunt