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[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" She hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...
“Win a Bagel” 🤣🤦‍♂️

[Today In History @historigins]

Macaulay Culkin pushes Michael Jackson off diving board, 1989

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Big weekend ahead- be careful 😂

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Myles Garrett: I want traded to a contender

The Browns: What if we get Pickett and Flacco, then draft Dillon Gabriel and Shedeur, then trade away Pickett and Flacco, start Gabriel until he’s concussed, then go with Shedeur for a few games?

Myles Garrett: Where do I sign?

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

BRUTUS ❌❌❌

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

We're giving one lucky winner a piece of the action with an authentic practice jersey! Just hit us with a repost for your chance to win 🔁

@Binary_Defense | #DawgPound

[BowTiedParadox @BowTiedParadox]

Ready for the weekend

[UndergroundShell @NicherererShell]

Fun fact: People only say this around you if you're annoying as fuck. "I'm not into politics." = "I know you're gonna crash out the moment I say I don't think we should be importing infinite indians."

[Camryn Justice @camijustice]

#Browns TE David Njoku was VERY passionate about not being traded yesterday. He knew it was a possibility, but he said he never wants to leave. He hopes he can work out an extension.

"I'm in Cleveland, baby. I'm not going nowhere. I ain't fucking leaving."

[Barstool Cleveland @BS_Cleveland]

🚨Mock Trade🚨:

Bills get:
Myles Garrett

Browns get:
Josh Allen, Bills OLine, Bills Coaching staff, 4 1st round picks, and Keon Coleman

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Socially anxious guy at strip club: Dude I think this stripper hates me

[Relle da 5’5” @BeForRelle]

Shedeur: “Yeah I’ve just been working and practicing on the scout team. I think I can start and play in this league though”

Stefanski: “We’re just working on developing and we’ll play him when the time is right”

Browns media:

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

"You wait for the perfect time, you’re gonna wait a whole lifetime"

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

#Browns Jerry Jeudy on his big 4Q drop: "That sh-- got me hot. I gotta make that damn play, bro. It's a big time play, I got to catch that sh--. I catch them sh-- every day in practice. That would have been a big play ...I have to make those f--in' plays."

[Confessionzzz @OPinfernonewac1]

Nigga used to be out there js tryin things 😭

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

#Browns honored Charlie Kirk in pre-game:

[Sandy Plashkes @SandyPlashkes]

If I bet on the sun to come up tomorrow we’d have 24 hours of darkness

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

One. More. Sunday.

[kbob @Kbibble123]

Can’t believe people were saying sinners is a woke movie. That’s like calling Django woke because the main character is black and he kills white people, boohoo loid.