OMG!!!! For the first time in the history of the world, two people had an affair and may have had a child born out of that affair. And it was after they rented a boat no less!!! What blasphemy (said while pearl clutching).
I mean at a minimum they should have their entire lives ruined, lose their careers, assets and everything else they ever cared about, and also be paraded through the streets so they can be ridiculed and stoned. And their families should also suffer further repeated humiliation. Because all of the rest of us are without fault or sin, right? GTFOH