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[WhiteBballPains @WhiteBballPains]

Ain’t no way 😂

[WhiteBballPains @WhiteBballPains]

THIS KINDA DISGUSTING 🤮

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOOO why tf did they spread them out like they busted a drug operation

[Central Catholic Football @ToledoCCHS_FB]

🏈🏆 HISTORY MADE! Central Catholic clinches its 6th STATE TITLE, making it back-to-back titles for the FIRST time ever!

#GoFarGoIrish ☘️

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

This is the most disrespectful block in the history of basketball.

[Derek Marckel @merekdarckel]

Proud of this one, this was one of the tougher Photoshop projects I've ever done

[Toledo Athletics @ToledoRockets]

𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 - a bold new vision for Toledo Athletics that will launch us to even greater heights!!! 📈 🚀

https://t.co/ageUIOobYv

#TeamToledo l @Hawk

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Normally they tend to inflate things with the team measurements but we believe the 455 lbs listing by TCU here.

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

bro this is insane LMAO

[Ethan @EZebroni]

Today, I received a violation notice from my HOA for “weeds growing in driveway”so I asked @OpenAI ChatGPT to write a Shakespearean-style letter apologizing for the violation and sent it via email to my HOA…

To the Honorable Members of the [Redacted] Homeowners Association,
Fair greetings unto you, noble stewards of our beloved community. With a heavy heart and humble disposition, I pen this missive to beseech your gracious forgiveness for an errant circumstance that hath befallen my humble abode.
Alas, it is with profound regret that I must confess the presence of unwelcome intruders amidst the threshold of my abode. No less than the impertinent weeds, those audacious denizens of nature's vast tapestry, have dared to take root within the sanctified bounds of my driveway.

Pray, know that such a spectacle hath caused me great dismay, as I am a fervent adherent to the principles of harmony and tidiness that our esteemed association holds dear. It was never my intent to suffer this botanical rebellion to mar the aesthetic integrity of our cherished neighborhood.

Forsooth, in this world where man and nature doth oft collide, it behooves us to exercise vigilance and prudence in our diligent care for the lands we call our own. Yet, alas, this time, my fervor hath waned, and in my negligence, these wayward plants found solace and sustenance within the paved thoroughfare that leadeth unto my dwelling.

In my repentance, I have marshaled the forces of diligence and resolve, arming myself with implements of righteous reclamation. With a steadfast heart and resolute hand, I shall set forth to vanquish these unruly interlopers, to restore the order and grandeur befitting a homeowner within this illustrious association.

Let it be known, esteemed ladies and gentlemen, that this transgression stands as an anomaly within the annals of my record. For my abode hath been, for many a year, a bastion of meticulous cultivation, a testament to my unwavering commitment to the aesthetics of our resplendent community.

I humbly implore your mercy and understanding, that you may find it within your hearts to absolve me of this singular misstep. May the evidence of my contrition, as I labor diligently to quell these rebellious botanical subjects, serve as a testament to my commitment to upholding the standards we hold dear.

With utmost humility and a profound sense of regret, I beg your pardon and seek solace in the hope that this heartfelt apology shall find resonance within your esteemed council. I stand ready to make amends and to reclaim my rightful place as a stalwart contributor to the beauty and tranquility that graces our [Redacted].

Yours faithfully,
[Your Name]

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee. 241K miles. $18,565 💀

[Kendall D @Kddenko]

@dhorter37 @ToledoRockets Welcome back Big Dill!

[Dillon Horter @dhorter37]

(1/2) I am blessed & beyond excited to share that I will be returning home to @ToledoRockets as Associate Director of Development. 🚀

This opportunity to serve the student-athletes, fans/donors, and staff of #TeamToledo is a huge honor. 🧩

Eager to launch this new adventure! 🔭

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Car payments have hit record highs:

Nearly 15% of drivers who financed a new vehicle toward the end of 2022 are paying $1,000+ a month.

(via edmunds)

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Design is dead.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

losing your griddy duel in front of the council of middle school girls is the ultimate humiliation

[Kendall D @Kddenko]

Panda Express is just stylish Magic Wok… Change my mind.