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xave reamer.
25.
toledo.

[𝕏ave @_Xamboni]

I was a full-time janitor for a year. Here's a thread of what I learned:

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Who is your favorite vampire?"

“The one from Sesame Street.”

“He doesn't count!"

“I assure you, he does.”

[jb @joe_beutel05]

Reading the replies is like finding a stash of the old discontinued soda from your childhood in the back of the store

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Psycho Killer

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

what if you named your kid xavier but spelled it eggsavior

[james moss @ratboyjames]

you just created a million doors down

[Mr. Honeydew @bestbuddy1998]

No, that’s okay, I’d rather not. I’m busy eating this McDouble double cheese burger with extra ketchup from McDonalds the restaurant

[Chief Mackenzie Bock 🦇 @GothamChief]

Call me Krypto because I'll be barking in the cinemas

[Carrie Lynn @OSUFAN4U2NV]

Ohio State knocks off preseason #2 Penn State

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

They added the SEC to Microsoft Excel?!?!?

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Left to right: Bills HC → Bills punter → Bill Burr

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Linkin Park released One Step Closer as a single on this day a quarter of a century ago.

https://t.co/brqF7IVgCS

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

5 years ago today:

Nick Castellanos hit a drive into deep left field to make it a 4-0 ballgame https://t.co/77Phvke3hv

[julia @spenceroharas]

they walked so every other male friendship could run

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

One year ago today, Bron had to sleep on the LeCouch

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Still the best OJ Simpson line

Ken Griffey Jr’s reaction 💀😂

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

this emotion

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

So the white noise girlies, y'all listening to fried chicken 😭😭😭