If you’re a man and you got triggered by Kash Patel drinking a beer in celebration with the USA hockey team, immediately move to Minnesota so you can get free tampons in the men’s bathrooms.
Are you ready for a do-over?
The House has to revote on a brand new SAVE Act because the last one passed the House but got buried in the Senate graveyard during the prior session - no vote, no law, back to square one in the new Congress.
This upgraded version is TOUGHER: proof of citizenship to register AND mandatory photo ID to actually cast the vote. No more "trust me bro" affidavits - show the docs or sit it out.
Chip Roy, Mike Lee, and Trump are ramming this through to slam the door on non-citizen voting forever. Ends the loopholes the left exploits every cycle.
House vote next week - pass it clean, force the Senate to act or expose them. Election integrity on steroids.
America First means only citizens pick our leaders. No more games.
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A father passing by his son's bedroom noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad"...
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy.
She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that these things don't really hurt anyone.
Don't worry Dad, I'm 16, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Josh
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report card that's on the kitchen table.
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
During combat operations over the Philippines, U.S. Navy gunner Loyce Edward Deen was lost while flying aboard a TBM Avenger. The damage was so severe that his crewmates could not recover him from the aircraft.
In a final act of respect, they committed the plane to the sea with Deen still inside (1944).
Having a "no kings" protest when you voted for the party that hand-selected Kamala Harris to be their nominee without earning a single vote is peak irony