Aldeby 294 🇪🇺

It's incredibly worrying when the bedbird tucks you in. She/Her

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

@McDonaldsUK Lost my ring at the Old Kent Road restaurant. Guy was sooo rude. Defo lost my ring. Hope he has the worst weekend. Just a complete cu*t about it. And didn’t need to be but it was a display of power. Anyway I hope all involved have shit weekend. So rude.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Recently finished Dark on @NetflixUK & I can’t stop thinking about it. One of the best series I’ve seen in ages. Loved the arc, the characters. Just so good. Sad it’s over.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

@_cosmicangst Nominative determinism at its finest!

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

The money IS there to end child poverty. Sunak’s National Service scheme would cost £2.5bn. Getting rid of two-child benefit cap would lift 1.1million children out of poverty at a cost £1.8bn. The economic benefits of the latter would be immense.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Was enjoying Bodkin on @NetflixUK then they shot a dog & from that point on I was hoping the whole town would burn to the ground and all the characters die.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Language is constantly evolving so can we just agree that ‘incase’ is all one word now? #MakesSense

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

@BadWolfArchives Loved. It.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Genuine question. Why is 5G so awful?

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

I’m still waiting for an answer as to why your laces are so shit at staying done up.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Hey @drmartens I have some laces which I bought directly from you. Regardless if it’s a single or double knot they come undone. I ask you - WTF?! Basic premiss of laces. It’s poor to absolutely fucking stupid. What say you?

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

@xmuse_ This is who my dog is named after as she made my house a home.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Rewatching The Martian. Have to tell myself it’s not based on true events every time.

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

@asda @AsdaServiceTeam How can you be charging me £16 for an item that is £8?!

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Hey @drmartens I have some laces which I bought directly from you. Regardless if it’s a single or double knot they come undone. I ask you - WTF?! Basic premiss of laces. It’s poor to absolutely fucking stupid. What say you?

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Remember when @antanddec got Matt Hancock into the jungle? I do. Every second of every day. When I think k of my poor old Dad dying alone I hospital. Fuck them. #FuckTheTores

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

@AldiUK I know it’s late but let’s ok at my girl…

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

Hey @ABBA I came to @ABBAVoyage on Saturday unexpectedly & I know you won’t see this but thank you so much for creating this. It was an emotional day for lots of reasons. I loved every second of it!!!

[Aldeby 294 🇪🇺 @Keableg]

If I won the lottery I wouldn’t tell people but there would be signs…

[MΛƬƬ 🌿 @hxll_mxtt]

I once wrapped orange netting around the top of the Blackpool tower and fooled the whole country into thinking a national landmark was on fire.