Keanu Von Luttichau

certified lover boy

[Anti-Jungian Aktion @Carboniferoys]

Big fan of the Islamic explanation for the specificity of the heifer scarfice which is that the Israelites were being incredibly annoying asking for more specifics on which cow to sacrifice until God kept adding conditions until it became nearly impossible to find.

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[unoffical cia operator @DylanTop5]

I enjoy how clavicular just introduces us to new cartoon character people every other week

[nenn (fan) @FCB_nenn]

Los laterales de Brasil desde Marcelo y Dani Alves

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Sitting in a huge ornate mansion filled with terrariums and chameleons, mildly high and sipping an ice-cold Coke while watching the OJ trial sounds to me like the best summer anyone could ever experience, and he considers it a low point. The grass is always greener...

[HowlingStrittposter @Strittposter]

Gaming peaked when they made weird bullshit like this for no reason at all

[. @Fimiye]

Me enjoying my two-week free trial with a baddie before she realizes the only thing I have to offer her at the moment is attention, vibes, and the confidence of someone still figuring life out 😭

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

I know we're having fun with this, but, if you think about it, it's really not that surprising that the man who created the Jawas AND the Ewoks would love the Minions lol.

[ؘ @for2yul]

a pele original real dos coreanos eh linda demais n sei pq eles tem essa obsessão em ficar brancos q nem um fantasma

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

miami has been >50% hispanic for a while now, so some of these comments on the GTA 6 lady have me confused

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Paolo maldini and John Terry better get ready to meet Samuel umtiti in the lecture room.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

[Ander Herrera Culture @salgovolandooo]

Pochettino (2027)

1h 33m

Dir. Clint Eastwood

[elli @alessblack6]

All imma say is no one ever did this to any of the other cover girls. This is genuinely quite racist lol

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

This is how I see people that speak and reference the springboks whenever Bafana Bafana play

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

First of all, you make 12M a year

[Premier League Champions @CokeSipper]

Big issue at this World Cup has been the camera cuts to celebrities and American athletes instead of crowd shots of baddies from around the world

[notbri.sol @Xhakaed]

It’s better

[🇨🇮 @h66rn]

Camera keeps panning to these people like i’m supposed to know them

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ @idropFbombs]

I spy with my little eye