Slashycent 🏴🖤

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Anarchist auteurist; music lover; allegedly George Lucas's alt account; pastime teetotaler

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Don't fw flags, but these are cool: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

"Ya wanna know how I got these battle scars?" @JacksonRathbone

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

These early post-Endgame projects posed the bittersweet question of "What comes after the end of the world?", both on a micro scale, with Wanda and Vision, and on a macro scale, with Loki and Sylvie.

Apparently, the answer was "More of the same." Unsurprising, yet disappointing.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

WandaVision and Loki season one were harbingers of a new golden age for the MCU that subsequent releases thoroughly made sure would never come.

[Seagull (Jacob) ✡️ Dragon Man Stan Account @Seagull_Comics]

In hindsight it's kinda nuts that Marvel's direct followup to Endgame was their most experimental project to date then just... never did anything remotely close to it again

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

Like, it was still slop, but surprisingly emotional, if not downright melancholic and reflective slop.

It tried something here and there. Actually made you feel something here and there.

RDJ-Doom making the NuVengers fight the Fox X-Men or whatever is... not that.

[Wes 🐍🐍🐍🐍🧍‍♂️🐍 @Luke_Maxxing]

This lightsaber actually looks blue to Vader because he has Sith eyes so the yellow cancels out

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

This is genuinely quite sad, but unfortunately that only makes the delivery of "You still rock with the Costco Guys?" all the more glorious.

[Lyrical Lemonade @LyricaLemonade]

the rizzler gets real for a moment

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@mezonsartrepo @slothsaretight3 That merely prompted murder attempts by vengeful exes.

Its fatal self-cannibalism began with The Force Awakens in 2015.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

what if darth vader's real power was the ability to predict when someone was about to choke to death in his vicinity and he just took advantage of that

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@matpolloy @mobfighter63 @thrasher_night Your feathers were oddly ruffled by me pointing out your thing for authority in art, looking at how you keep going on about objective quality, wrong opinions, critical acclaim and now awards lol.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@SquidMechanicus We can always tell...

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

This guy looks cool.

[Tatooine Sons @TatooineSons]

Some something you love about your least favorite entry in the Sequel Trilogy

(Doesn’t count if you can’t do it without bashing the movie)

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@matpolloy @mobfighter63 @thrasher_night I like Gilroy, but it's still giving baby's first auteur.

Especially since you endorse this but then refuse to let Lucas's creative choices have meaning, instead going "They're bad because they're bad!"

[Envinyatar, EMMISARY OF THE ÑOLDOR @hrguerra]

This is Luke’s Return of the Jedi outfit, by the way.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@matpolloy @mobfighter63 You think boasting about the fact that you joined this dumbass site half a year earlier than me makes you sound like less of a child? lmao

It's ok, kid, you win. Mid. Rizz. Six-seven.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@matpolloy @mobfighter63 You sound like three kids in a trench coat trying to sneak into a big boy art gala lol.

Don't worry, you'll get there, eventually.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@CaptainLore_ @zweiwalker89607 Is this some kind of opposite day bit I'm missing or do you actually think that it predominantly happens this way around? lmao

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@matpolloy You simply have a conservative and somewhat authoritarian understanding of art.

That's what's causing you this cognitive dissonance.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@matpolloy Your entire point is "I saw both trilogies as a child and just so happened to find the one that society told me was objectively good objectively good."

Others saw both as children and are a little less prone to cave to majority opinions, so they like both or even prefer the PT.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@vuse_lover It's definitely possible, but only if you were recently named Jonathan.

Older Jonathans can't be Nathans.

[dani @AutismRonin]

This is why I have a hard time being forced to care about the gap because I'm glad he's not tied down like mcu actors were in the 2010s. That shit stunk.

[Slashycent 🏴🖤 @Slashycent]

@mylodacat @danceyrselfdean There's a concept album about it.