Text from mom: My cousin died last night. Her house caught fire. Maybe arson. She was 87. You met her once in 1997.
Me: I’m so sorry to hear that. Let me know if you wanna call
Mom: 👍 How do I watch Netflix on ipad
Investigative report: I just asked Acuña what he was doing here. He laughed and said that he kept staring at the balls because it looked like one ball was bigger than the other. Stay tuned for further updates.