Keara

I travel a lot ✈️ Use code NBKRISL20 at checkout 🍂🌎🌲🏔

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

You think you can scare me? I live with a man, an 8 year old and 13 year old boys. And I’m the only one who cleans the bathrooms.

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

Subway orders should come with a free lil cookie

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

Watching Home Alone and my 8 year old just asked “what’s a VCR??”….. I’m officially old

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

As a parent there is no greater danger or thrill than exchanging a tooth under your child’s pillow for money in one swift stealthy move.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

🔥 This is a TEST of the emergency Beacon System. No aid is called for.

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

I have two teenage girls in my salon right now and they are going back and forth talking about how wonderful their friends are and how good all the girls in their school are looking etc. this is so refreshing 👏🏼

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

Growing up I always thought I would be like Ariel (red hair, love of the ocean….) But here I am living like Belle.
Nose constantly in a book,a little bit odd, married to the hairiest guy I know, living in a “castle” with little creatures and a garden.❤️

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

Our Wi-Fi modem got struck by lighting last night (because of course). My husband is currently in the fetal position and the kids have all but moved out.

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

@nickki1995 Yes please!!! 😍🪴☀️

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

I cannot stress enough how badly I want someone to throw me a Bilbo Baggins style Birthday Party

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

It’s still so wild to me that Carrie Bradshaw is married to Inspector Gadget

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

Memorial Day weekend, a time to honor our fallen soldiers and receive an advertisement email/text from any company I’ve ever bought anything from

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

I’ve been married going on 2 years but never had a bridal shower so is it too late because I need gardening supplies

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

@jgrisla How annoying to wait, but Glad they got it fixed! Brakes are important! ❤️

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

@edb87 Is DeeDee or the dog doing the drinking?

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

In the beginning of a relationship when he says “you know I love you more than life itself” is something sweet. When you’ve been married awhile it means he’s about to tell you something that he did/spent money on that was stupid

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

Ladies know; there is no better feeling than the combo of freshly shaved legs and clean sheets 🙌🏼

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

The women who tell me
"you’re so lucky" for how my husband treats me, are the same people who kept saying "you're too picky" when I was single for most of my 20's 😅😶

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

@megan71390 Brett did this the other day!!! I told him if I found one Hair he had to eat it 😅 he was safe lol

[Keara @KearaRJohnson]

I have never wanted to divorce my husband but today he asked “why do you own more than one pair of tennis shoes” and I just……😶😑🙄🥴🤦🏼‍♀️