Keda

[email protected]

[Eric @amerix]

Whether you are wantam, tutam or notam like me, a refinery is a good thing for all of us.

Don't develop stomach ulcers because of your jealousy.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

I might be wrong but the Oginga's family nikama hawakuwa grab mashamba unlike other well known political dynasties

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

You can’t humble people whose confidence wasn’t built by compliments.

[Masta @abuyamasta]

Our lake brothers did well to represent us internationally, hao wengine wacha tu waendelee kuuza mitumba na maembe katikati ya Githurai roundabout. Na pia wengine kuibia watu simu.

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Kujieni simu na asali. Thanks

[Keda @Kedahfr]

@Breany_22 True

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna stage pia mwanaume unafika,you automatically start feeling uncomfortable walking around with women who are half naked. Sijui kama mnanipata

[Brena @Breany_22]

🤭

[Eric @amerix]

Figures of speech that the average person can't understand,

• Irony

• Satire

• Sarcasm

• Humour

• Metaphor

• Hyperbole

Use them regularly to winnow low-IQ chaff from your life.

These can help you differentiate authentic people from cosmetic friends.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

We miss you Baba. Well deserved posthumous induction today.

[Keda @Kedahfr]

@Tolanimx Hey

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Your death will come on an ordinary day,
in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you. Learn
to love yourself deeply while the lights are on. Most people go through life without ever becoming their own best friends.

[Eric @amerix]

There are boys who still kneel before girls in the name of, "Will you marry me?"

Idiots.

A woman cannot marry you, it is you marrying her.

She should kneel before you because you are doing her a favour.

Delete that stupid mentality from your head.

Refuse to be emasculated.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Despite having assistance from machinery like Drones, Ukraine has lost alot of man power in the war with Russia,and yet,Zelensky is still determined to fight

In the latest development in Kiev,Ukraine is now considering summoning Unmarried childless women to join the war

And Idea that has become very unpopular among ukranian population claiming “there are still men who havent been deployed”

And sending women to war is “not necessary”

It would appear that the Equality the female gender was advocating in men dominated spaces wasnt supposed to get this serious

[Eric @amerix]

2017 tulienda kuambia baba

"Baba, hawa wanataka kuiba."

Baba akasema,

"Shauri yao."

We even created a secret parallel server and Matiang'i sent police goons to terrorize us.

Wakabeba kila kitu.

Matiang'i was just a month old in that office. He was unforgiving, that man.

Nkaisery had just died a month ago.

He collapsed, died at Karen Hospital.

I still think this was a conspiracy.

Friday 4th August tuliambiwa tunakujiwa.

Our expert from Canada Andreas Katsouris was deported that Saturday.

Nilitorokea huko Ngong kujificha hukoo. Ole Tiwaine and Benjamin Nkaate sijui walikimbia Narok.

Mambo ilikuwa moto.

Nikiona watu wengine wakiongea hapa fwaaa, I just mind my business.

Hamjui shit.

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Oscar Sudi: Uhuru, you conned Raila

[ATWOLI™ @Atworih]

Nimetoka westie. Yaani western

[Nyaga_9️⃣ @Nyaga_9]

Ni masaa, tujitume ama tutumwe na titumiwe, siku ijipe

[AntohKE @therealantoh]

This is why Uhuru Kenyatta and Pauline Njoroge hawataki Babu Owino.

He told Uhuru the truth that he conned us.

Uhuru amefanya Linda Mwananchi wakatae Babu or else hangetoa pesa za sponyo.

But one thing I know,Babu Owino is not stupid.

Nyinyi ngojeni tu.

[Hum UG 🇺🇬.🇺🇬 @humugofficial]

I hope our class monitors are billionaires now 😒🥱